Can your hedgehog use the internet?
Here are some of my friends
Awww. He's so cute... even if he is going to kill me
Wow, that really is a strong toddler
Ha Ha HA I'm on top of everyone
Funny jk:
There was a flood in a village.
One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!"
The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!"
"No" replied the man. God will save me!
The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house.
A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help."
No, God will save me!" he said
Eventually he died by drowning.
He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God "Why didn't you save me?"
God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter.What more do you want!"
funny jk: A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like
flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American."
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron.
What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then,"
says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M TOO INTENSE!?
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Start thinking something you really really want, cause this is astounding.. i got this from a friend and her friend said her wish came true after 10 min
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You have just been visited by Dr. Suess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish. Make your wish when the count down is over.
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MAKE A WISH !!!!!!
Send this to 10 people within the hour you read this.
If you do, your wish will come true. If you don't, it will become the opposite