About
Hey, Hey! And Welcome To My Profile.
I Figured It Was About Time I Rewrote This, Entirely.
Here's Some Stuff On Me, And The Wonderful People You May Encounter, Through Any General Contact With Me.
I'm Pretty Average.
I'm Typically Laced With Lame Jokes, 'Characters-You've-Never-Heard-Of'-References, And Severely Off-Topic Recollections.
I Know When To Be Serious, And I Like To Wear Suit-Jackets.
I'd Like To Say I'm A Product Of The People I've Met,
So Let's Move On To Some Of Them, Right?
Cherry- Cherry Is My Best Friend, And A Huge Influence.
If My Life Were A Bathroom Wall, She'd Have One Of Those Giant
Sharpie-Signatures On The Back Of The Stall-Door That Says Like, "Lawl Cher Was Here." She's Pretty Much The Most Epic Thing Since Air. Her Life'd Make An Epic Cartoon, And She Can Pull Off Every Fashion-Statement That You Can't: On, And Off The Web.
One Day, We're Gonna Meet Up To Dance To Jack Johnson In A Parking Lot, And Spank Benji's a**.
Spack- Heather-Incarnate. A Grab-Bag Full Of Survival-Horror Video Games, Anime, And Plastic Fruit.
If Her Personality Was A Person, It'd Probably Be A Furry Zombie In Rainbow Hot-Pants, With Really Good Hair, Practicing Ninjutsu. She Has A Penchant For Colors That You Pass Only In A Candy Store. We Like A.B.A, And Mock Dizzy's Mary-Sue'ness.
She Can Wield A Pipe Better Than You Can,
AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Gluey- This, Fair Ladies And Gentlemen, Is My Sister.
A Gaia-Girl At Heart, And A Fan Of Old Movies.
She Has The Most-Epic Mickey-Mouse Doll, Ever.
Currently, She's A Rabid Fangirl For Golden, And Sweeney Todd,
You've Never Met A Sweeter, And Moodier Little Girl In Your Life.
She's The Future Wife Of Chris Jericho, And Future Assassin Of JBL And Randy Orton. We Adore Azumanga Daioh, And Have Seen All The Episodes In Japanese, But Haven't Read A Page Of The Manga, Her Favorite Character's Chiyo, But Mine's Kagura.
Mari- Jesus' Biggest Fan. A Shoe-In For Sainthood.
Mari Is The Most Do-Good Girl I Know.
She's A Lot Like Wilt, From That Show, '
Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends. A Fan Of The Cinnibon Pretzel, And Lover Of Jelly Beans.
[Current Video: Cirno - Odenpa Love Girl]
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Wigglin' In The Workplace: A Guide To Goofy Dancing And You.
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