About
.................................................. Kevin..........................................
He's an astronaut, rocket scientist, bearded lady, and publicist for George Forman grills.
His instincts are so incredible, that he can finish your sentences before you've started them. His reflexes are so amazing, he can grab sounds right out of the air as they pass by.
The Eiffel Tower, the Space Needle, and the Pyramids were all attempts at creating a statue of his body, but they all failed.
The idea of an idea was his idea. When world leaders wake up in the morning, their first thought is "what would Kevin want me to do today?"
He is accepted by sea creatures everywhere as a personal friend.
Rumor has it that he knows when you are sleeping, and knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, and whether you payed your taxes on time.
He's not always right, but, curiously, is never wrong.
And he never lies. as far as you know.
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