Funny Quotes:


Teacher Quotes

-If somebody wanted to store nuclear waste, that would probably NOT be a valid thing to do here (Computer Science)
-Assume the user is an idiot (Computer Science)
-Compiler will Spew if it doesn't see a semicolon (computer science)
-To save keystrokes and prolong Chris's Life (Computer science)
-Do left handed teachers start off handing papers on the left side of the room (Computer science)
-That metal thing with the handle that we go whump whump whump (Computer science)
-If someone smashes an egg over you head then you are…eggi (Latin)
-If I hook up my toaster here which way are the electrons gonna go? (Physics 3)
-this will only stop your heart briefly it won't kill you (Physics 3)
-So screw you all the test will be on Friday (Physics 3)
-What's the definition of better in physics? (Physics 3)
-I think we left off with useless crap." (Educational Psych)
-I just changed cheese to rutabaga cuz it’s a fun word to say…rutabega. (Educational Psych)
-Piaget is the mac daddy of cognitive development (Adolescent Psychology)
-Jesus eat the fruit loops (Adolescent Psychology)
-Your going to think of someone eating a blow pop and their brain blows up (Adolescent Psychology)
-Great for you, sucks for your room mate (Adolescent Psychology)
-Your attitude about homework is my attitude about grading, I hope if I ignore it it will go away. (Physics 1)
-No it blocks the board and I look Like I'm a pompous a** (Physics 1)
-Omega, the greek letter that looks like someone's mooning you (Physics 1)
-If you get a hundred and I get 99 then I'll get 5 guys for you…The Burgers. (Physics 1)
-Not my fault their not built to withstand impact with walls. (Physics 2)
-Cuz I'm going to sprout extra arms for erasing things (Physics 2)
-You don't have to be artistically inclined to be a physicist. (Physics 2)
-Torques must be zero, otherwise it would be rotating that would be bad for a bridge (Physics 2)
-It is immobile, on the floor done. (Physics 2)
-Just because he's different doesn't mean he's scary unless he goes around town killing people (Physics 2)
-The curvature of the universe is different in my physics universe. If you don't like it leave. My universe." (Physics 2)
-First you get cranky then you get psychotic. (Physics 2)
-That's my great mystery in life, spelling. (Physics 2)
-Some complicated equation, it involves pi, you don't want to know. (Physics 2)
-Mostly it's funny to see lots of small children with boxes on their heads (Physics 2)
-light rays bounce off of anything reflective, that is anything that is shiny. (Physics 2)
-Instead of saying no you dumbass you're wrong ((Note the dumbass he's referring to here is himself))(Physics 2)
-Seriously I cannot balance my checkbook (Physics 2)
-No it's more fun hitting it with a stick (Physics 2)
-To smash the smallest things with the biggest hammer. (Physics 2)
-You point the digital thingy and press a button if it doesn't turn out you try it again." (Physics 2)
-It's not because it's bad for you it's because nature is friggin weird. (Physics 2)
-I like to think of this stuff as things you learn from tubes of glass. (Physics 2)
-My job for today is to finish confusing you about waves that are particles and particles that are waves." (Physics 2)
"Where if your awake you get an a if your breathing you get a b if your comatose you can get a c and if your dead you can still pull a d." (Physics 2)
-Lettuce still looks like lettuce and the tomatoes still look like lettuce (Speech)

Fanfiction Quotes:

-“…Well, one time, I switched the coffee to decaf, then when every one was over their caffeine addiction, I switched it to espresso, un.” Deidara smirked. “ I think the only one unfazed was Itachi, un.”
-“ Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don’t know which one to use. It was Tobi’s idea anyway, un.” Deidara said irritably.
-Naruto sighed, "I hate orange, one day I decided that if I could stand wearing something I hate then maybe the villagers would be able to accept me one day. Over time it became a habit."
-Sasuke could hardly believe his eyes, the two strongest demons standing here, in all their glory, talking smack. Wow, he’s going to need some intense therapy after this.
-Help Me for I am Toaster Impaired!


Anime/Manga/TV Quotes:

-Hello Sweetie (Doctor Who)
-I wear a fez now fezzes are Cool (Doctor Who)
-When your guns you’re identical but when your human not even your boobs are symmetrical. (Soul Eater)
-China I choose you (Hetalia)
-“Am I naked in front of millions of viewers?” “Absolutely” “Ladies your viewing figures just went up.”(Doctor Who)

Misc Quotes:

-Then the credits started rolling and she’s like, “Well I’ll be damned” Dog got it right. (Greg Ayers)
-Life is confusion, confusion is a state of mind, therefore life is just a state of mind.(My aunt)
-Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don’t mind. (Dr. Seuss)
-The most exciting phrase to hear in science the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka" but "That's funny…" (Isaac Asimov