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Last Login: 05/24/2026 6:27 pm

Registered: 04/22/2011

Birthday: 10/20/1994

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Hello There!

Well, here you are, on my profile, wondering who I am, what I do, and what I like... or maybe you're here to comment or somn... either way, you're reading this because you have nothing better to do than to learn about this weirdo.

Anyways, My former Alias was once Sam Maxwell, AKA: Sarimax... that was my fursona's former name. However, ever since my egg has cracked, I prefer Sari Maxwell, as that's what my name will change to irl once I finally transition, he-heh.

If you'd wish to know more about me and my interests, then they'll all be in the interests thingamabobermajiggy (except for less... suitable for work interests). Otherwise, if you're reading to know more about me personally, then besides the fact that I'm a socially anxious, socially awkward mess of a human being that somehow lives every day, then the only other things I'm willing to talk about are things I only talk about with friends.

To Unlock the Achievement of being my friend, you first have to talk to me. No, I'll never be the one to initiate the conversation... you'd have better luck surviving a meteor strike while winning the lottery. Don't expect me to hold a conversation unless it's something I'm really passionate about (a trait that comes with being an introvert). I'm pretty easy to talk to. I'm actively friendly to those who warrant said friendliness.

I have 0 tolerance for jerks and assholes and snobs. if you're looking to start trouble, you'll only have a few responses from me left, before you're blocked forever, no ifs, ands or buts about it.

Anyways... uh... I think that's all I have to say for now... if you wanna know more... don't be shy to PM me and stuff.

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Variable Geometry Report | 04/17/2026 10:50 pm
Variable Geometry
4laugh
CYBERPUNK PANDA Report | 04/04/2026 7:18 am
CYBERPUNK PANDA
aloha den bawse pirate
Rick Carden Report | 03/21/2026 7:30 am
Rick Carden
Oh it's not that big a deal.
Rick Carden Report | 03/21/2026 5:58 am
Rick Carden
Gratz on being a thread host.
Starry Mireille Report | 10/24/2024 7:58 pm
Starry Mireille
i realize you chose me to win the contest and gave me the 100k!!! I DID GET THE MEDUSA HAIR BUT FORGOT I ENTERED YOUR CONTEST. my dumb butt thought i got the plat in the dumpster lmao. THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! <3
lambdaaadeltaaaa Report | 10/21/2024 4:50 pm
lambdaaadeltaaaa
omgggg tysm ToT <3333 i appreciate youuuuu
EYE SEE Y0U Report | 08/30/2024 11:03 am
EYE SEE Y0U
Explain
Sari Maxwell Report | 08/11/2024 11:04 am
Sari Maxwell
I wonder if anyone has noticed me posting "asdf" on my profile every day...
Dire Giovonie Report | 08/01/2024 2:29 pm
Dire Giovonie
Thank you for shopping with me ♡
゚.+:。∩(・ω・)∩゚.+:。
Raleith Zen Kiyuto Report | 07/18/2024 7:48 pm
Raleith Zen Kiyuto
im back for now, who knows for how long tho...lol

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