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Flaming Unicorn Slayer

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Hey you guys!!! My name is Emily!! I'm an old man, about 234 years old; I eat mirrors for breakfast, lunch, and dinner; I live in a hobo dump in Alaska with my three mermaid buddies, but I still afford FiOS TV; I have 2 crocodiles as pets, and I killed a leprechaun last week. He had a ginge beard so my disdain for him showed in the deep dark pit of despair that I cringe to every night. And I am a stalker. I also have a stalker.

Ok. No. Definitely not my life...... well some parts at least...... just kidding.....maybe. I'm not an old man. mrgreen

Mi amigos!!!

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GAlA Site Assistant 74 Report | 11/21/2010 2:07 pm: bud lets hit hollywood and get u a sexy outfit to put on so guys well freak when we walk by
hawk feather Report | 11/16/2010 5:55 pm: HEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emilay, my mother!!!!
*whisper* I saw you this morning.....and yesterday morning...............and the morning 3 days before........................and the morning before that.
I'm not stalking you AT ALL!!! cool heh heh! twisted

YOU'RE SO SEXY I THINK I'M GONNA burning_eyes EXPLODE burning_eyes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ss1greg Report | 11/09/2010 5:43 am: well i read ur profile laughed my a** off im 16 and yah thts bout it
ss1greg Report | 11/08/2010 5:58 am: no u dnt know me and wht do u wnna know?
Kevinuye Report | 10/30/2010 11:13 am: Must've been ur worst nightmare!
Kevinuye Report | 10/23/2010 1:38 pm: Wat i hate about 9th grade is.......stupid algebra mad
Kevinuye Report | 10/17/2010 11:37 am: SWEET ! xd
Kevinuye Report | 10/17/2010 10:46 am: I'm 14
Kevinuye Report | 10/16/2010 10:28 am: Lol, im Kevin...
I just added u cause ur name is awesooome
Kevinuye Report | 10/11/2010 7:09 pm: It's coolll
So how's life?