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Prep & Goth Conversations
Part 1.
Prep- oh my gosh you're wearing black and listening to that horror music! You must brink blood and worship weird stuff! You must be gothic!
Goth- oh my gosh you're wearing a stupid letterman jacket and listening to Cher! You must me gay!
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New Definitions-
1. Ozzy
-Stoned
Used in a sentence...
Your so Ozzy.
2. Frustrated Metalhead
-a metalhead who has been frustrated by something or another. given the violent nature of metalheads, such a person should be avoided.
Used in a conversation...
Frustrated metalhead: GHAGHRGHHHHHHHH
people: Well now. I'd best avoid THAT person.
3. Metalwannabe
- a blind follower of so called "metal"
- likes any and all metal even if they never heard of the band
- a metalwannabe is somebody who can't rattle off a list of bands without incuding at least one or more shitty bands that makes you want to beat their asses for their sheer fagitude.
Used in a conversation...
Metalwannabe: Dude Slipknot rocks!
Metalhead: Shut up you ********' Metalwannabe
4. Indyan
-someone who listens to nothing but indie music.
Used in a conversation...
indyan: You wanna listen to my Razorlight cd
Metalhead: Can it Indyan!Trivium is coming on
5. Zakk Wylde
-One of the most amazing guitarist of the day. Many people assume things about Zakk wylde, but they just realize that they're punk a** garage bands or themselves cannot live up to Zakk's blistering solos. Do you see any other bands pull this s**t off? Not many. Also, people say hes a wannabe biker. He isnt a wannabe, and I guarantee you wouldnt say that to his face. Quit hiding behind the ******** screen, and do something if you feel that way. Also as said before, extremely loyal to friends, and also a very caring person. Get on his bad side though, and he'll kick your a**. Joined Ozzy Osbourne's band in December of 1987, and still remains faithful to the Ozzman today.
-Shredded.
Used in a conversation...
Guy1-"Holy s**t, that punk just called Zakk wylde a poser!"
Guy2-"Better call the EMS and tell them to bring 2 body bags-One for him and the other one for his a*****e after havin a boot put through it"
Used in a sentence...
Dude! He just Zakk Wylded that ********' guitar!
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End Of Lesson.
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