About

1 The Normal Noob.
This is your run of the mill everyday noob. They are the most common out of all noobs. You will generally see this species in threads, using poor, but not completely awful, grammar. They do not seem to act like noobs, but once they are only slightly irritated, they turn into complete idiots. Most normal noobs do not know that they are noobs, and will refuse it until the day they die.
Text example; "wow you are dum"

2 The loud noob.
This is also a very common noob, and most likely the most reconizable. In threads, this species of noob usually acts very annoying, and regard the caps lock more precious than water. Their normal behavior consists of defending a point with pure ignorant bliss, with, of course, large capitalized letters, and an overuse of emotes.
Text example; "UR A FUKING IDIOT!!!11`1 icon_scream.gif icon_scream.gif icon_scream.gif"

3 The Fanbrat Noob.
This type of noob is one everyone has encountered, and everyone hates. The most general type of fanbrat noob is the Inuyasha noob, a nob who is completely obsessed with Inuyasha, and most likely the main character, or his brother. This type of noob is always seen with a pack, their alpha being the fanbrat noob with the biggest obsession. All of these noobs will defend their obsession with their very lives, as they hold it more important than life itself.
Text example; "inuyashe pwnz u u ******** noob!!11`"

4 The Shitbrick Noob.
This is the worst kind of noob. Loud. Annoying. Retarded. No one likes these noobs, and most belive that all of them are either very young, and/or mentally challenged. The Shitbrick Noob does not usually mingle with other species of noobs, as even they find the Shitbrick Noob irritating. In threads, they are most likely the ones that say something very stupid in large text, followed by alot of emotes.
Text example; "UR DUM FUKHED I KIL U!!@`1`1` &insert about 342 emotes&

5 The Fake Noob.
This noob is, infact, not actually a noob. They are impersonators that act like a combination of most noobs to annoy people. But the fact that they are literate, but choose to be noobs make them their own category of noob. You will easily reconize these noobs. They use unbelivably stupid grammar and text patter, not to mention usually use very annoying text. The best way to find out these nobs is to see the rest of their posts, because it is their nature to say something intelligent when they see it fit.
Text example; "HAHA UR A NOOB LOOOOL!!@~! &emotes&"

6 The Recuperating Noob.
This type of noob is very rare, and most likely the best kind of noob. These kinds of noobs were previous noobs of another species, but they are starting to get the hang of literacy and intelligence. The sad this is, is that this is an endangered species, as well. There are so few, and when there is one, they tend to stop becoming noobs, or revert back to their previous nature.
Text example; "wow, you're kind of stupid"

7 The Emo Noob.
The Emo Noob is a somewhat common noob. What they are is a mix of the Normal Noob, with the attitude of a depressed person. They go around threads begging for compassion, and have an excessive use of whining and crying emotes. They are somewhat annoying, but since they do not post often, they don't get that bad.
Text Example; "can someone be my bf? mine died and i need one &crying emotes&

8 The Lonely Noob.
This is the noob most despise. They are the ones who you find creating threads that usually say something to the effect of "get a bf or gf here!" or the dreaded 'kiss if hot' threads. They make these threads as a desperate cry for attention.
Text example; "BY MY BF! I AM HORNE! icon_heart.gif icon_heart.gif icon_heart.gif"

9 The Newb Noob
This is the second species of noob who are actually not noobs. These are people who are relatively new to some place, and therefore may seem like noobs because they do not know enough about the site. They are generally seen making mistakes that most people know about, and are called noobs by the general populous.
Text Example; "N/A"

10 The Moneywhore Noob.
This is a begging type Noob. They are seen throughout a site, begging for some type of money, and/or other things for themselvs. They are self-centered, and do not mingle well with the populous. They are not generally stupid, they are just kind of...dim-witted.
Text example; "can you give me gold plz? ill do anything! &repeated hundreds of times&"

11 The Literate Noob.
This is another rare kind of noob. They are not full noobs, but they are literate individuals on their way to becoming noobs. The most common type is someone who is typing like a fully literate person, but what the yare typing is something a noob would type. Also, you generally see these as a mis between literacy, and Fanbrat Noobs.
Text example; "Inuyasha is best, you stupid noob!"