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Erm...ahem...is this thing on?

Right. Well. Hi there. I'm Raselin (not my real name obviously), and this is where I hang out when I'm bored. This thing we call the INTAR-WEB is very amusing, but obviously I'd rather not spend my entire span of existence on here, eh?

Not sure why anyone would possibly want to steal a glance at this profile of mine, but, just for the heck of it, here are some things I like at the moment. Guaranteed to change in the near future (though obviously I'll be too lazy to update when it does, so take this list with a grain of salt.)

1) British Comedy (Blackadder, Red Dwarf, Fawlty Towers, Black Books, Monty Python, etc.)

2) Extremely Old Music (Any kind of music, really, long as it's not generic. I'll take my Sinatra with my Dylan and my Broadway musicals, y'know. Definitely a preference towards classic rock, if only because it's the genre about which I am most knowledgeable)
Favorite Musicians Include: Dylan, Beatles, The Who, Simon and Garfunkel, The Kinks

3) Quirky/Cult/Old movies: For example, the Python films, Back to the Future, anything directed by Cameron Crowe, anything to do with history, anything with Jimmy Stewart

4) Books: Mostly fantasy and classics. Diana Wynne Jones, Sherlock Holmes, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Edgar Alan Poe, Oscar Wilde.

5) Actually, I can't really think of a Number Five. I'll get back to you on this one.

That was far more about myself than I should probably ever tell anyone. But it's very late at night as I write this, and I've got a six-day weekend. I'll probably delete it all in the morning. Hope this sufficiently satisfied your curiosity, and feel free to PM me for no fathomable reason.

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Doktoro Esperanto

Report | 07/20/2008 1:53 pm

Doktoro Esperanto

can i hav ur coco kitteh plz
Lost Origin

Report | 10/22/2007 4:33 pm

Lost Origin

Hi
Doktoro Esperanto

Report | 03/09/2006 8:07 am

Doktoro Esperanto

Wait! Shut up! Here's the whole thing.


The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors here." So, the E-Flat leaves and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished.

Then, an F comes into the bar and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."

An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D'S without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

xDDD
Doktoro Esperanto

Report | 03/09/2006 8:06 am

Doktoro Esperanto

So a C, G, and E flat walk into a bar. They sit down, and the bartender says, "Sorry, guys. I'm pretty sure you guys are minors." So the E flat leaves. Then the bartender says "you're the fifth perfect customer I've had today!"

Then the soprano tin the bathroom.

xD Music Theory Joke!!
Prisma Colored

Report | 03/08/2006 1:17 pm

Prisma Colored

D: Agh. Sorry, I didn't check my profile in time to call you. I'll do it next time I'm at me mum's, eh? biggrin

And, well, I like cats better than dogs. And I like your dog better than mine. xD Trade?

And uffcourse, the Beatles are ownage. <3333
Doktoro Esperanto

Report | 03/06/2006 12:10 pm

Doktoro Esperanto

Led Zeppelin is the one that's not Pink Floyd. I know that much. gonk
Kaeth

Report | 03/01/2006 5:10 pm

Kaeth

y helo thar. surprised
Doktoro Esperanto

Report | 01/27/2006 8:33 pm

Doktoro Esperanto

So a chlorine atom and a helium atom were walking down the street, and the chlorine atom says to the helium atom, "Egads! I have lost one of my electrons!"
Says the helium atom, "Really? Are you sure?"
The chlorine atom says, "Yes, I'm positive!"

XPP
Prisma Colored

Report | 01/22/2006 10:39 pm

Prisma Colored

Halloo. So, like, this one time? I woke up in this, like, doorway? And it was in Soho, right? And there was this, like, policeman? And he totally knew my name. And he was all like, "dude, wtf, go home and sleep," and I was like, "what if I can't get up?" and he was like, "too bad." So I was like, fine. And there was this breeze. Blew back my hair.

TH'END.
Doktoro Esperanto

Report | 12/30/2005 9:23 am

Doktoro Esperanto

Hello, becky-chan! ^_^

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And then one day you find
Ten years have got behind you.
No one told you when to run.
You missed the starting gun."
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