About
My name is Jonathan A.K.A Nash-eoke The Patcher =^-^=.
Furthermore I feel soo old =^~^= , 43 now ffs =.^O^.=
* adjusts grandad cap and smokes bubble pipe *
" Back in my day ! "
. . . .
The Plotholders Lament
With spade and pick we buried him quick
to stop the greenfly spreading
An onion skin we wrapped him in,
while the tears from our eyes were shedding.
No prayer were said o'er the grusome dead,
as he lay in his grave so narrow.
For his eyes were bright with tomato blight
and the worms were attacking his marrow.
but we know for sure that this ground so poor
will yeild a tremendous crop.
While with grief we pine, some heartless swine
has sprinkled Garotta on top.
D.M.T Moore 1993