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I'm a contradiction.
Parasites are cool.
I like boys and girls. I'm not bi, per se, I just don't care about sex. I care about the person. Though sex is nice.
Fun fact: I had to undergo surgery just to have sex. Hymen-oscapy or something like that.
My name is Hannah Elizabeth Provance. I am a very loud mime.
I'm short. I have a Napolean complex.
I'm fascinated by death.
I like power.
I role play. Eight years, b***h.
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Clover City. I'm the head admin. Yes, that's right, I'm trippin'.
I'm the perfect blend of introverted and extroverted, and it's fabulous.
I'm home schooled now. Ask me how it's going. I dare you to send me off on that little rant-atant-tant.
Good music makes me wet.
Bad music makes me bleed.
I think hippies are stupid.
I think punks are hot.
That is, so long as they're not just fashion punks.
Fashion punks need to die.
I'm apparently a punk myself, so sayeth TJ the short.
My boyfriend is a d**k, but I love him.
I have addictions to fashion, film, comic books, music, and Malcolm McDowell.
My favorite cartoon show is the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
I love my kitties: Fargo the giant, Draco the bear, and River, mah nig.
Figh Club is like a religion for me. Brad Pitt stares at me 24/7 from the cover of the DVD sitting just by my laptop. It's an honor and I would very much like to shag him.
I'm a Californian, born and raised, but not through and through. The only good part about this state is San Francisco.
If you're from Canada, be warned: I may not trust you.
If you're from Australia, be warned: I will flirt with you.
Despite having a boy friend, I have eye-sex with any cute guy I see. It's a blast.
My name is Hannah. I'm a little bizarre. Give me a tapeworm and we can chat some time.
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I'm Monstrous Atrocity.
Call me Red.
Call me Monster.
Call me, baby.
Oh, and I don't really like you.
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