My full name is United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland although my other nicknames such as Great Britain, United Kingdom, or simply England is fine.


☆My human name is Arthur Kirkland, but I prefer if you don't use that with me since chances are, we are not closely associated with each other.

☆I am over 1,069 years of age. If you are a blind chap, I do not represent on old man. My appearance is an absolutely splendid British gentleman in his early twenties, thank you.

☆My capital is London, and that's where a famous structure called Big Ben is located. The long-winded explanation was for those of you that are-not-smarter-than-the-average-bear. And yes, France, admit that Big Ben is better than your Eiffel Tower. Stop being a whiny git about this, seriously.

☆My extremely wonderful anthem is called "God Save the Queen". Better than France's, because it always was.

☆I guess my birthday could be celebrated around April 12. . .

☆My national flower is a rose.

☆My height and weight? I stand at about 181cm and my weight is around...67kg I suppose?


More to be added later, for now, it's tea time. Farewell for the moment.


Leave me a note, don't expect a reply.(Will probably be returned, unopened. )