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II x-i quit-x II Report | 06/15/2010 10:48 pm

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SasukeUchiha_240 Report | 06/11/2010 3:13 pm

122 things to do before school ends.





1. Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor.


2. If the person next to you is quiet, turn and inform them that they are distracting you.





3. Color red dots all over your arm and show the teacher, and tell her/him that you are allergic to School.





4. Take out sock puppets and play with them, and occasionally have them grab your classmate’s hair. When the teacher looks, keep the sock on your hand and point to your classmate and tell the teacher that the classmate is attacking you with puppets. 





5. If your teacher walks around the room during the test, cover your test and glare at them suspiciously.





6. When the teacher calls on you to answer a question, talk in a creepy voice and say `I’ll never tell’ and a few questions later raise your hand and ask why you haven’t been allowed to answer a question yet.





7. When coming back from bathroom, walk through the door. Then ask how you got there.





8. Raise your hand and ask if you can be excused to skip class.





9. Meow and bark occasionally. 





10. Chew gum in class. If teacher says something, take out packs of gum and start passing out gum.





11. Stand up and introduce yourself at the beginning of class (even though everyone knows you). Inform everyone that you have had `the problem’ for three years now. Then act confused and ask if the class is Alcoholics Anonymous.





12. Shove your heaviest book off your desk. Repeat. Glare at someone else every time the teacher looks at you.





13. Make a cone shape out of paper and glue red tissue paper to the top. Scribble/draw red and orange all over it. Wear it on your head and tell everyone that you’re a volcano.





14. Tell your teacher you don’t need to do your homework because you’re skipping school tomorrow.





15. Write `Gullible’ on a piece of paper. Tape that piece of paper to the floor, ceiling, or chalkboard. Then tell everyone there is gullible written on the ___(floor ceiling or chalkboard).





16. Yell out STOP DROP AND ROLL. 





17. If someone speaks over the intercom, curl up in fetal position under your desk and say `It’s the voices again.’





18. Randomly get up and run a lap around the room, then sit down and act as if nothing had happened.





19. Get up and get a tissue, then just stand and stare at the tissue. If asked what you are doing by the teacher, claim that you are having a staring contest with the tissue and you’re sure you are about to win.





20. Lead your class in a sing-a-long.





21. Invent an imaginary hamster. Ask everyone if they would like to hold him. 





22. In a creepy voice say to everyone `You will die in seven days’ Act like nothing had happened.





23. Get up to sharpen your pencil or find a tissue, then stand up there and look around. Then cry out `I’m lost ’





24. Ask if you can teach the class.





25. Act like you’re in the army, saluting to teachers and calling them ma’am and sir. March everywhere.





26. If a teacher isn’t already in the classroom, when they enter, inform them that they are late and should report to the principal.


Like, say `like,’ like, a lot…like





27. Draw a flipbook at the bottom right corner of your notebook.





28. .Re-enact or make up your very own 50-minute silent movie.





29. Use a kick me sign. As a challenge, see how many people you can put a kick me sign on without them knowing it.





30. Start singing Can you feel the love tonight from the Lion King.





31. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.





32. Finish all your sentences with In accordance with the prophecy.





33. End all sentences with .co.uk .





34. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, Sorry, I really prefer it this way .





35. When someone says Have a nice day , tell them you have other plans .





36. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters CHECK YOUR FLY .





37. Shout WOW after every sentence of the lecture.

SasukeUchiha_240 Report | 05/23/2010 3:52 pm

hey

iSasageru Report | 05/23/2010 3:09 pm

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iSasageru Report | 05/22/2010 8:26 pm

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