About

I suppose y'all want me to tell you a little bit about myself, give some facts and some stories, maybe a few anecdotes, and in this way it's suppossed to help you get to know me. However, with getting to know me being the goal in mind, their happens to unfortunately be a fundamental flaw in it, the flaw being this: there is nothing I can say or do here that will in any way provide you with any insight into who I am. I can tell you about me, I can describe my likes and dislikes, I can detail all the major happenstances in my life and attempt to provide you with an explanation of how they have affected me, I can tell you about my first kiss and my first love and all the emotional turmoil of my Love life, but in the end, all I would be doing is telling you about me, not letting you get to know me. Getting to know me, truly know me, would involve a life-long process; even I don't completely know or understand myself yet. To try and know and understand who I am will be a journey...Are you ready to go? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wow, am I full of crap or what? That was fun and amusing, I hope you enjoyed my little spiel...Now here's the real deal...There is exactly two things you need to know about me: I am quite possibly the most melodramtic person you will EVER meet (as exampled by the above sentiment), and I am a Sarcastic Son-of-a-Gun. Acknowledge and accept these things about me, and we'll get along just fine. I'll accept you for who you are, flaws and annoying bad habits and all, if you'll accept me with mine.