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darmani Report | 02/07/2010 10:50 pm

twilight=Poorly written romeo and juliet
Except romeo gets bitten by a vampire and slather's himself in glitter daily...

Scrandina Report | 09/18/2009 4:13 pm

troll.

FuriazFTW Report | 09/14/2009 7:16 pm

Although the person below me is incorrect, your entire profile page (as well as insulting comments you have given to a few of my friends) gives the impression that you have one of the following:
1) an obsessive/compulsive disorder;
2) autism or acute mental retardation;
3) a life-size statue/poster of Edward in your room at some location, possibly above your bed.

From these symptoms, I hereby diagnose you with U.G.L.Y. D.U.M.B.A.S.S. (Unicellular Glycatonic Lanthroscopic Yeast Infection, coupled with Duplicative Unicellular Metabolismic-Based Atrophy Systemic Syndrome.)
In layman's terms, not only do the individual cells of your body produce a hormone that causes blind fits of discriminatory rage, but the cells in your body are hardwired to constantly release caloric energy in the form of other cells, constantly multiplying until they form exact copies of you. These copies may be seen all over the internet, with screennames such as twilight_fan24.

I hope you find a cure for your... affliction.

Third King of Shadaloo Report | 08/14/2009 9:52 pm

Edward sucks p***s!