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My name is Valkyrie E. Speaker.
And I'm here to impress every last one of you.

I'm just a kid.
And life is a nightmare.


German, Celtic, Dutch, and Irish.

A poet, a singer, an artist, a step above God, a step below House.

Age: 13 going on 30

Location: The sweetest place on Earth.

Relationship status: Single

Currently looking for someone to save me from the nothing I've become.


Hi, I can sing the alphabet backwards, because I'm a cool kid.

I despise girls anyone who shrieks at bugs, dirt, and conflict.

My current obsessions are;
-Johnny Depp
-Doctor Who
-Eminem
-Marilyn Manson
-Daydreaming
-Short Stories
-Edgar Allen Poe

My favorite music people are;
-Marilyn Manson
-Johnny Cash
-Lady Gaga
-Neil Diamond
-Led Zeppelin
-Rob Zombie
-The Cure
-KISS
(There are more, but that would be a very long list.)


I am;
-A Doctor Who fanatic
-Shy
-A pervert
-A camera whore
-Psychic
-Younger than I look
-Gullible
-A Sims addict
-A House fanatic
-Agnostic
-A gangster fox. That's right, ma cherie. I have a tail. Be jealous.
-An amazing individual

Want to impress me?
Be yourself. For you see, I see the beauty in everything and everyone.
I've never gotten any grades lower than a B, yet I never pay attention in class or study.
The only thing I've ever stolen was eyeliner from my aunt's house.
The only stuff I write is useless junk that get awards.
I find my Snuggie not only extremely comfortable, but stylish.
Apparently I'm tall, blonde, and busty.
I suffer from an anxiety disorder, and I am constantly nauseous.
One thing I really hate is when you get done reading a sentence, then you go back and start reading the same sentence by mistake.
and start reading the same sentence by mistake.
and start reading the same sentence by mistake.
Okay, well, I can't think of anything else to type, so...
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