Random Stuff
Hiya, mite add different things, mite wait a month to write anything, mite write a page a day, IDK! but ima gonna fill this box up soon! biggrin
Hey, looks like this is the first edition to the box :O
read the title though... this is random stuff, so dont be disappointed if you see a paragraph on "why my cat doesn't use the litter box." biggrin
Ok well... I guess ill start then...
For some reallly weird reason, for the FIRST time in my entire life, (just spit it out) I actually like school more than summer. Yah, i know you're like OMG NERD! xD, but not really... I honestly have no clue why I miss school so much... but I guess I just miss all of my friends... and, that.. beautiful.. blonde hair, and.. wait what? oh sorry surprised .
OOO! also i learned a bunch of new jokes today. I was cracking up SOOOOO hard. though most of them are racial jokes, so please don't be offended. they aren't REALLY bad, but if you just dont want to read them then skip a lot biggrin .
Why do jews have big noses? because air is free.
whats the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag? nothing, their both white, plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with.
Why's michael jackson always at k-mart? because he heard boys pants were half-off.
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream if you put it in the oven.
how do you get 100 jews in a car? throw a quarter in it.
how do you get them out? tell them Hitler is driving.
how many jews can you fit in a VW beetle? 54. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ash tray.
whats faster than a bullet? a jew with a coupon.
and last but not least, whats the difference between a mexican and a pizza? the pizza can feed a family.
Thank you, Thank you. lawl. I just HAD to say those. most of them are hallarious. btw if you're wondering about all the jew jokes... like the oven one, and the ash tray one, like if you dont understand them... then you should've failed the seventh grade.
More coming soon! hopefully!
No crappy comments plz, Thanx
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