sharing is a nice thing to do... stupid, but nice.

why do mermaids wear sea shells?
because B shells are to small and D shells are to big

3 can keep a secrret if 2 are dead.

how did Jack meet the giant?
he stalked him

HOOBASTANK RULES!!!!!!

whats soft, white, fluffy and floats in the sky?
a helium filled rabbit

yesterday's history
today is a mystery
tomorrow's a gift
thats why we call it
the present!

friends are the people who help you move
best friends are people who help move a body

friends are the people who,
when your house is burning down,
are outside roasting marshmellows

women always get what they want.

i'm not late. i'm just over early.

cry me a river,
build me a bridge,
and get over it

notice how in a fight,
men always end up
sleeping on the
couch?

NiCkElBaCk RoX yUr SoX bOx!!!!!!

two blondes walk into a bar.
you figured at least one of
them would've seen it

plz leave a comment if you like it, or things i should add!!!!!!

<- this is my
nudist...uh...
"friend"....