When did I became a zombie???

Since you've already bothered to visit my profile, I think that the least thing I can do is to greet your persona. So... greetings visitor [and possible new virtual friend]. I've been turned into zombie by my material counterpart in the real world, who calls himself Vladimir [actually, other people call him like that too]. Being a virtual zombie is not that bad though, since I do not have to kill people for their precious brains for real... Moreover, I somehow preserved my good manners from my un-undead life and I have sophisticated taste to suit my noble blood... Hmm... I guess I should check if I had any blood at all...