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I am Schmendrick the Magician, the last of the Red Hot Swamis. I like long strolls through thick bandit-infested forests, rescuing unicorns, and doing magic of course. Although I may seem like a scrawny young fool that likes to play with cards and juggle...I'm actually a true magician. My magic just doesn't know it yet.
Please don't give out my name to any large-breasted trees. Thank you. Have a taco.
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I almost find myself speechless in reaction to all this. Well... It's lovely.
Thank you for existing and such. Really, this is beautiful.
Your avi looks pretty good too :O
Another 'Last Unicorn' fan?! Oh, joy!! TTwTT
You're just. . . yeah, you're awesome. Thank you.
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well- er- both are pretty bad >.> But one's less safe than the other-- wait- that's not really true either.. uh..