if you can't get rid of the family skeleton...then dance with it
Hi, Im Kendall and i'm the Optimus Prime of Chickdom.
Im universally sexual and younger than youd think;I live in the dirty west coast;Kissing is the best pasttime;The worst pickup-lines are the best;I lifeguard it up;I like to party;Take me to a scary movie if you want me in your lap; Corny jokes are the ones that make me laugh;I know the meaning of life; Im a certified scuba diver;I like bubbles and chalk;Im afraid of needles, but have my belly button pierced;I dance in the car;I like fire;I talk to strangers;I listen to all kinds of music; I kickass at scrabble;Why yes, i can fit my fist in my mouth;Fireworks are fantastic;Candy cigs are yummy;Im constantly changing; I have a weird memory; I can belly dance;I eat constantly;I want a Westphalia;Im crazy;Making silly faces is something i tend to do; I dont like reality tv;I do stupid things for fun;I kill in rockpaperscissors;
Id rather be a smart a** than a dumbass;
Directions are definitely not my thing, but i wouldnt mind getting lost together. ..
Im universally sexual and younger than youd think;I live in the dirty west coast;Kissing is the best pasttime;The worst pickup-lines are the best;I lifeguard it up;I like to party;Take me to a scary movie if you want me in your lap; Corny jokes are the ones that make me laugh;I know the meaning of life; Im a certified scuba diver;I like bubbles and chalk;Im afraid of needles, but have my belly button pierced;I dance in the car;I like fire;I talk to strangers;I listen to all kinds of music; I kickass at scrabble;Why yes, i can fit my fist in my mouth;Fireworks are fantastic;Candy cigs are yummy;Im constantly changing; I have a weird memory; I can belly dance;I eat constantly;I want a Westphalia;Im crazy;Making silly faces is something i tend to do; I dont like reality tv;I do stupid things for fun;I kill in rockpaperscissors;
Id rather be a smart a** than a dumbass;
Directions are definitely not my thing, but i wouldnt mind getting lost together. ..
The New Edward Cullen.
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