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My diary of the Noobkillian War (not real)

the day the noobkillian war started everyone was scared and happy i started off with an MP40, and a Kar97, I usally got a soilder comminder badge for it, and I killed about 1000 noobs...
I was walking with my War buddys, are command was to find the general, I used stealth, Noobkiller965 used battling force and Noobkiller7890 used stealth aswell, as we got caught and ran back to a base,I was talking to the commander and he said: "Lazyness!!! you're just lazy!!!"
i tought the commander was right but noobkiller7890 didn't, We were sended out to try and kill him again but he had about 10 000 soilders around him i used stealth and I almost got him
But he knew it then he threw me on the floor and he got a gun and almost shot me, until Noobkiller965 blocked the bullet, from jumping in the way of the bullet, I got mad, they were sending out a nuke to blow up Noobkillia, I tried to stop them but I couldn't, So i failed, my two friends were dead but i was alive, because I hid behind the armor above, Thats why you don't see noobkillers nearly everyday

What are noobs,newbies and jackies?

Noobs are ppl who spam, cyber, do false reports, and tease ppl, They were ment to be destoyed when the Noobkillers came in and killed most of there tribe, But there back and im pretty the last noobkiller on gaia sins
Some Noobkillers Died. So if you were kind make a noobkiller account! newbs/newbies are ppl who don't understand websites and are new to gaia (or another website) there is no point of killing them sins there not noobs. but they will be if they see a spam or anything sins they don't understand. Jackies are ppl who think that ppl are hacking like in de_dust CS a Jackie would be like "OMG you hacked!!! im reportin u!!!" But its not the guys fault that he was hacking (WHICH HE WASN'T) He just can own jackies. Jackies are kinda like noobs exsept there more ignoying!

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Okay...... Heres a Lil about me... Hi Im Noobkiller... The Names Matt... have a bro and a Realy famous Sister... Britney Spears.
I'm 18.... Ppl Call me NK... Cuz once I bet up a gang of Idiots.....
Im realy nice to know... I completed Collage.... Now I quited Military to Just a GYM Coach... I work in a school Called King haramentina School... I have a Pretty big life.... Do'h! I almost fergot The MTV Awards Thing I won... I was 2nd Place in The Gaia Online MTV Awards....So... I'm Pretty Kinda famous Online... Check Up "Noobkiller1000" and you will see ALOTS of things about me...
When I grow up (which I kinda am) I want to be a Famous Basketball Player... But ya Know what they say... The reality comes true... but the Dreams don't... So Ya... I have alots of things about me :3 P.S: i will get revenge on all the Noobs....

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CUTie-boy305 Report | 05/23/2011 5:18 pm
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copy this to 10 profiles so you can get 10,000,000g it works im rich!!
copy this to 10 profiles so you can get 10,000,000g it works im rich!!
copy this to 10 profiles so you can get 10,000,000g it works im rich!!
copy this to 10 profiles so you can get 10,000,000g it works im rich!!
copy this to 10 profiles so you can get 10,000,000g it works im rich!!
copy this to 10 profiles so you can get 10,000,000g it works im rich!!
copy this to 10 profiles so you can get 10,000,000g it works im rich!!
poof21 Report | 05/31/2010 12:07 pm
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copy this on ten profiles it geves you 1,000,000 g iv teyed it workes
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ii-lil mizz gangsta-ii Report | 05/29/2010 8:20 am
ii-lil mizz gangsta-ii
omfg
HEYY^_^
Atra-Vindamiatrix Report | 02/26/2010 6:17 pm
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hi noobkiller its me the jerk from the other day
i really enjoyed your "poems"
i havent laughed like that in awile
tell me some other 'poems' sometime
ii-lil mizz gangsta-ii Report | 02/17/2010 2:52 pm
ii-lil mizz gangsta-ii
hey whats up puddin cup?
ii-lil mizz gangsta-ii Report | 02/10/2010 1:35 pm
ii-lil mizz gangsta-ii
same here^_^
im sick of the snow
did u get any
ii-lil mizz gangsta-ii Report | 02/09/2010 3:14 pm
ii-lil mizz gangsta-ii
np
so whatz up puddin cup?^_^lol
omg whats up Report | 02/09/2010 1:09 pm
omg whats up
Yupp
omg whats up Report | 02/09/2010 12:48 pm
omg whats up
nO I dumped him
omg whats up Report | 02/09/2010 12:19 pm
omg whats up
wHose popes gf

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