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Hello, I'm the Simi and it is more than a name it is an attitude. I would tell you what Simi means, but then I'd have to kill you and though you are probably quite tasty, Akri gets all cranky when I snack on humans. Akri knows, but he's not telling neither. I have been with akri for a long, long time. How long? I don't know. It's something like dog years. What is a dog year? I had a dog once, but I ate him so he didn't last a whole year. He snarled at me and I thought, hmmm, snarling dog...barbecue which leads me to my favorite food. Barbecued anything. I used to have a favorite kind of barbecue but akri says I can't talk about that anymore and that it's off the menu. He get real upset when the Simi talk about it so I don't talk about it no more. Where was I? Oh, I remember now. I protect akri, but he often says someone needs to protect him from me. I don't know what he means by that. The Simi is a good protector. I eat anyone who annoys him. Anyone who don't like akri...one word for them...barbecue. Sometimes toast would work, but I find toast too crispy so I prefer barbecue. As for my favorite Squire, that Nicky is real nice. I don't want to barbecue him. But he do look mighty tasty. Akri says I can't say in public what I really want to do to him so I won't. But he's real nice to the Simi when she calls so I like him and I won't make him barbecue. My favorite time is now because now no one tries to tie me to a stake and make barbecued Simi. I did not like them people from long ago cause they would look at me and scream, then try to exorcise me. Exercising is good if you are Richard Simmons, but it is not good if you are the Simi. They did not like the Simi, so the Simi did not like them. On that note, akri says the Simi has to sign off now or he will take away my plastic. I like my plastic--it make people do all kinds of nice things for the Simi. It gets me stuff. Akri also say if I don't get offline he'll turn off my QVC which would not make me happy and then I would have to barbecue akri. Since I am very attached to akri, I cannot kill him so I have to go now. Bye-bye.
If you need anymore Simi information just message me and the Simi will try to answer.

~ ^Simi^

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WydowSparda Report | 12/21/2014 12:07 am
WydowSparda
cool avi
SoteriaAP Report | 03/15/2010 9:41 pm
SoteriaAP
HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY XIAMARA "SIMI" PARTHENOPAEUS!!!! you're getting old as hell! i THINK YOU'RE.....18,000-20,000 IN DEMON YEARS.... God, ur frigin old....
3vO PuPpEt Report | 03/15/2010 9:29 am
3vO PuPpEt
It pains me to say this but the squire will not be attending your gathering on teh 20th...i sorta kinda got in trouble unintentionally and i wont be doing much of anything until further notice...i'm very sorry
CMKite Report | 02/04/2010 10:23 pm
CMKite
I seez you?
ralchemy Report | 01/24/2010 10:08 pm
ralchemy
its okay simone isn't mad anymore
3vO PuPpEt Report | 01/08/2010 12:22 pm
3vO PuPpEt
you sound sad for some reason...
3vO PuPpEt Report | 01/08/2010 12:20 pm
3vO PuPpEt
you okay?....
3vO PuPpEt Report | 01/08/2010 12:15 pm
3vO PuPpEt
Hey simi ^^^^^
CMKite Report | 12/29/2009 10:27 pm
CMKite
Heh, yeah very true.
Dude I think mine was the longest comment on that page.
CMKite Report | 12/29/2009 10:26 pm
CMKite
I did read it. I commented on it. x.x I know what she's going through.
 

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Akri, can Simi eat the
red-headed goddess now?