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...Erm...I'm a lunatic. A skinny, demi-crippled, french-man stached, Deadpool emulating, fine dining, omni sexual, sometimes perverse, often childish, generally shocking, borderline schizophrenic, music playing, nightmare enthused, sadomasochistic, fashion questioned, movie critiquing, stereotype bashing, millenniums old soul aged, obsessively but failingly (yes...I know it's not a word) literate, lunatic.

Good thing I still have the slightest side-order of rationality or they'd probably lock me away. But hey!!! Life's a F%^$*&! carnival and I want some damned funnel cakes. GIVE ME FUNNEL CAKES!!!
...and truffles...
and wine...
and scotch...
and chimichangas...
wait that last one was Deadpool
Aw hell. Give me the world to consume.
I'll eat you all!
Er...
I'll eat IT all...yeah...the food...that's not made of humans...
SOYLENT GREEN!!!

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Journal

Be prepared for the good...the bad...the ugly...the really ugly... or as put in the words of Adrien in "Little Nicky"
Soon the world will be more horrible than you can ever imagine! *See's transvestite rubbing tits* ...Well maybe not THAT horrible but still pretty bad.

About whats happening, the good the bad the ugly. About everything that I can think of that.


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OH NOES!!! I broke out of shutter island and I'm ready to dance in the middle of the street to odd Scandinavian music.
VA FANGOOL!!!