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Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
If you gave Chuck Norris a typewriter and 0.000000000000000000001th of a second he can write the Complete Works of Shakespeare.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s because it
was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy’s.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
*****************About Me************************
My name is Eric. I joined gaia during March 2009! My birthday is actually 10/03. I accidentally made it the second... My bad... sweatdrop I write a blog about club penguin! Here is the link: http://bibby156.wordpress.com . I love club penguin! As well my user name is Bibby156. I will update my about me page often. Right now I have to go! Bye! smile
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oh I have a pic of me up on my profile now. it's been a while.
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