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A Quahog is a clam.
Dogs and babies can talk, listen to them.
Death is no good with the ladies.
Rodolf's nose is red because of a tumor.
When you're beautiful doors magically open for you.
Fat chicks need loving too, but they have to pay.
Don't take coupons from giant chickens.
A bag of weed is all you need.
Greased up deaf guys are impossible to catch.
Don't accept Popsicles from weird old men.
Evil monkeys aren't as evil as they seem.
Pimples, however, are very evil.
Marilyn Mansons a guy.
Purgatory isn't great, but it isn't bad either.
Everything works out if you do whatever you want.
Don't trust people in checkered suits.
Don't buy volcano insurance.
You can't eat a stapler.
Don't do 'Toad'.
Petitions actually work.
And TV's freakin' sweet!
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