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Birthday: 01/24

If you came here because of my sig, sorry but I had to do it for my peep, snwflwr. The original Rick Roller! look her up!




my name is Alex, I'm 18 work as a life guard and am on the track team at my High school. I got hacked a while ago but now I at least have a cool avi so I'm good. I hate posers and douche bags that leave mean comments. I;m a nice guy but if you f**** with me I'll tear you up. thanks have a good day. ^_____^

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Item List:
Inari's Beads 12th Gen
Year of the Monkey
Gift of the Gods
Crimson Tatsu Helm
Crimson Tatsu Helm
Captain Ara's Nestegg 4th Gen.
Infernal Spirit 7th Gen
Egyptian Gold Bracelet
Egyptian Gold Bracelet
Cloud
Captain Ara's Nestegg 2nd Gen.
Gift of the Gods
Gift of the Gods
Brown Nosey Face Tattoo


1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

2. here is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

5.Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

6.Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls
everything around you.

7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

9. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

10. Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

11. There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

12. When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

13. Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

14. A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

15. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

16. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

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fay big cat Report | 11/29/2010 11:21 pm
fay big cat
Did I just get Rick Rolled!?!?!?! stressed xd
skinny spartan Report | 08/04/2010 12:02 pm
skinny spartan
lol okay, talk to you later.
skinny spartan Report | 08/03/2010 10:27 pm
skinny spartan
DARN IT, second time I got Rick Rolled!!!! By YOU! lol Man next time I see you I will kill you! Rofl!
Lee Blee-Zoodle Report | 07/24/2010 3:56 pm
Lee Blee-Zoodle
CHUCK NORRIS FTW (PLUS CHUCK NORRIS DOES NOT GRAB BOOTY HE GRABS a**........)
skinny spartan Report | 07/19/2010 10:52 pm
skinny spartan
Man i'm your friend and I STILL got Rick Rolled! XD
silentdeath980 Report | 07/02/2010 8:34 am
silentdeath980
O.o ur pro. iz uh breath taking thats alot of clevege for one pro.
dashizzelnator Report | 06/30/2010 9:00 am
dashizzelnator
wat in da hell up wit ur background not that i don't lik it just never seen so much booby cleavage in 1 place lol
Mushy 8D Report | 06/30/2010 5:53 am
Mushy 8D
o: I Got Rick Roll'ed
T~T
sorry for spam xD
lady_badness Report | 05/31/2010 12:18 pm
lady_badness
COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO AT LEAST 10 PROFILES, PRESS F5 AND F9 TOGETHER, AND GET 1,000,000 GOLD! MORE PROFILES, MORE GOLD
lady_badness Report | 05/31/2010 12:17 pm
lady_badness
COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO AT LEAST 10 PROFILES, PRESS F5 AND F9 TOGETHER, AND GET 1,000,000 GOLD! MORE PROFILES, MORE GOLD

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