Welcome to the show, It looks like your just in time!
Please take a seat and direct your eyes to the center ring .
Hush, now, hush, let the silence coat you.
Lights grow dim, you're all alone.
Now open your mind, let your thoughts flow.
Are you ready for this?
*Slap*
I am so sorry, all blame goes to the dreaded force of reality.
One thing few enjoy but all go through.
Now that you've met all will slowly start to lose it's haze...
Welcome to my reality.....