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So... You want to know about how I became the Clown Prince of Crime, do you? The Ace of Knaves? The Harlequin of Hate? You wish to know how I became the Joker? Very well...There was once a comedian who, for the life of him, couldn't get an audience to laugh. This guy... Oh, you've heard that one before? All right, then...
There was once this guy, who was a hitman for the mob. He was so good at it that... Oh, wait, no, got to keep the parental rating down for the kiddies...
Oh, I know! This one's a favorite! There was once this two-bit criminal trying to make a name for himself, going by the name of the Red Hood. He was on his way to the Ace Chemical plant. He was going to steal the payroll.
Whichever story you want, it ends up nearly the same. The man in question fall into a vat of chemicals, and is washed out into the local reservoir a changed man. The whole vat ordeal, plus the disfigurement that resulted from it, completely snapped him! He went deedly-deedly-deedly LOOPY!
Does that answer your question? No? Well, the truth is, I had this REALLY bad day once. I don't recall exactly what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes i remember it another. If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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{i couldnt resist i miss having you as a gaia daddy *smirks*}}