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You should probably know my name. If you don't, beat it J@ck@$$E$!!! XD(jk i enjoy visitors). For those people who I accidentally called a jackass in the last sentence, my name is James. James Smith. So bland, I know XP (theres even a club of Jim Smiths, who knew?). I'm sort of a girlish male in a way, it depends how you look at me. I'm also pretty much your basic geek, smartass, wutevr. I play clarinet, bassoon, tenor sax, soprano sax, and i'm trying the guitar out right now. I've pretty much the woodwind guy, except for flutes. I live somewhere over the rainbow in Kansas, as a moosey!!! WOW u almost walked into that one XDDD. plz no hatemail, w4w, pc4pc bcuz i dunno what those mean anyways but nvm that.
For those people who just enjoy stalking other people, heres wut i like:
-ROOT BEER (more addicting than crack)
-Music of course
-all my friends, girls or guys YAYYZ
What I don't like:
-DIET ROOT BEER i mean c' mon
-those shirts that make people feel stupid
-the people that wear those shirts *coughs* demetris and dressler *coughs* LMFAO JK
-whenever people use "Smith" in their examples, sometimes it is insulting
So to end this little paragraph, I just wanna say so we're clear I'll be any animal you wish just NO UNICORNS PLZZ XD and LEAVE COMMENTS I GET LONELYZ!! thank you and have a pheasant pluckin day!!! XDD

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featherlighted Report | 06/03/2012 3:40 pm

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black_ocean_angel Report | 11/23/2010 5:41 pm

1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you





2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends





3. Kiss on the neck = I want you





4. Kiss on the lips = I love you





5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing





6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away





7. Look in your eyes = kiss me





8. Playing with your hair = I can't live without you





9. Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go











The Three Steps











1. Girls If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.





2. Guys If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.





3. Guys &amp; Girls Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.











The Commandments











1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.





2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.





3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.











Here are a few reasons why guys like girls











1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo





2. The way they call you after you just had a big fight.





3. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an





hour later....





4. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them





5. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'





6. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...





7. The way they fall into your arms when they cry





8. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly





9. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt





10. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't





admit it)!





11. The way they say 'I miss you'





12. The way you miss them





13. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't





hurt her anymore.....

















This chain started in 1997.











It is a love chain letter.











In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people. It is easy, just look





into chat rooms and find them.





Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour.











Nowhere comes the fun part.





You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person





will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?'





NO JOKE!!!!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES





If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future





relationships.





If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!!











Once you read, this letter you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) be





sent to 25 people After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE YOU





MAY NOT WAIT FOR A CERTAIN TIME TO SEND IT........











REMEMBER, IT MUST BE SENT TO 25 PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR YOUR WISH WILL NOT





COME TRUE!





PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!











*WARNING* IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON, SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE WILL HAPPEN TO





YOU











*NOTE* THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR





LOVE LIFE.





IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER (IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1997)YOU WILL HAVE





BAD LUCK WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE





COPY TIS 2 SOME PROFILE

Ms Cute Angel Report | 04/10/2010 10:23 pm









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THE











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THE











MACHINE











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SHE











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DIED



































































































































NOW











EVERY











WEEK











ON











THE











DAY











OF











HER











DEATH











SHE











RETURNS











TO











THE











PERSON











WHO











READS











THIS











LETTER











ON











MONDAY











NIGHT











AT











1200











SHE











CREEPS











INTO











YOUR











ROOM











AND











KILLS











YOU,











BUT











SLOWLY











AND











APAINFULLY











CUTTING











DIFFRENT











PARTS











OF











YOUR











BODY











THEN











WATCHES











YOU











BLEED











TO











DEATH











IF











YOU











DON'T











SEND











THIS











TO











20











PEOPLE











BY











MIDNIGHT











SHE'LL











BE











COMEING











TO











GET











YOU











SEND











IT











SO











THAT











SHE'LL











HAVE











ANOTHER











LOAD











OF











PEOPLE











TO











GET











AND











FORGETS











ABOUT











YOU,











DON'T











BELIEVE











ME,











HEY?























































































































EX JENNY DIDN'T BELIEVE VTHIS STORY AND DELETED IT WITHOUT READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BY LOUD FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREATHING IT WAS CLARISSA WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY'S HISTORY NOW.



















































































DON'T BE SCARED BY THIS STORY, AFTER ALL IT ONLY A STORY!



























































TAG YOUR IT,YOU GOT TILL MIDNIGHT TO TAG THE NEXT 20 PEOPLE











PLS DON'T READ ANYMORE UR MOM CAN'T AFFORD A NEW RUG YOUR MOM WONT BE ABLE TO GET YOUR BLOOD STAINS OUT

black_ocean_angel Report | 08/12/2009 6:36 pm