I EAT SPAM!!!

I am SAM!!! Obey ME!!! Or not...

My Stalkers

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Last Login: 03/07/2024 4:47 pm

Birthday: 10/25

Occupation: Stalker/Rapist

Equipped List

Enchanted Book 11th Gen. - virtual item
Winter Rose - virtual item Winter Rose
Gold Tiara - virtual item
I Am Adamant - virtual item
Glacemella - virtual item Glacemella
Astra: Musical Emote - virtual item
Xmas 2k13 Shimmering Laurels - virtual item
Lunar Sweetness - virtual item
Lightened Flute - virtual item Lightened Flute

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DreamInSilence Report | 09/16/2011 1:02 pm
DreamInSilence
heyyy samm. you're online. biggrin
DreamInSilence Report | 08/03/2011 4:40 pm
DreamInSilence
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmm.
I love coming to your profile for your story. PLEASE. NEVER CHANGE IT.
lmaooo. i love it so much and want to read it when I'm old. XD
lalalala
NeverRawrAtMe Report | 07/17/2011 5:03 pm
NeverRawrAtMe
O:
NeverRawrAtMe Report | 07/17/2011 4:05 pm
NeverRawrAtMe
eeeeep!
DreamInSilence Report | 07/17/2011 3:38 pm
DreamInSilence
ah. okay
DreamInSilence Report | 07/17/2011 2:45 pm
DreamInSilence
alright. I might go on. I'm busy doing this other thing though.
so, what are you doing friday?
DreamInSilence Report | 02/04/2011 1:56 pm
DreamInSilence
lmao... everytime i read your profile description, i laugh so hard. XD
Aussie The Pony Report | 01/22/2011 5:27 am
Aussie The Pony
you want 100000000 gold then copy/paste this on ten gaia profiles and press f4 then log out and log back in and check your gold!!!!!!!it really works!!!!!!!!

TheBabblingBard Report | 01/02/2011 12:36 pm
TheBabblingBard
yush yush, i be a kitty! whee
TheBabblingBard Report | 12/31/2010 12:24 pm
TheBabblingBard
omg that sucks that you can't see notifications for comments anymore D:
and thanks, i love it too whee
 

This is why my mother tries to kill me in my sleep.

I am Sam. This is how pretty much EVERYONE starts their profile. Boooooooooooooooring! I will be honest with you, I am a stalker and yes, I rape you while you're sleeping. Nothing bad about that, but even worse; I have a foot fetish. While I was searching for a beached whale to help me commit suicide, me and my good pal Heili (A.K.A-DreamInSilence) used all the gun powder off sparklers along with arosoel spray and dead glow sticks to take over the world. After pissing our pants laughing we ate each other, in more than ONE way wink Then Alex came along with the plaid so we ate him, too. Now when I say this keep your ears shut, Drew (eternal-optimism) ate his own.......... err, PANCAKES! ...ye-e-eah, pancakes.... So there we sat in the snow, the four of us. Suddenly Alex broke the silence declaring his love for Drew. It was a beautiful moment. A sunset in the snow, the two of them macking and me a Heili crying for them because they were so happy. Then I saw their feet. My foot fetishy insticts kicked in and I ended up raping them until they were footless...... what a happy ending..... Heili, I'm stalking you..... IN YOUR PANTS!
 
 
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Hello! I am SAM!!!