You want to know... about me?

I have many nicknames.
If you know them, good for you.
If not, who cares?

I am:
easily bored
easily amused
usually hyper
short tempered

That's basically all you need to know other than...

- I hate chatspeak but will use 'lol' and smilies when I damn well feel like it.
- I hate idiots. Yes, that means you noobs.
- I hate cybering. Can't get it in real life? Don't come crying to me.

If I don't know you:
- DO NOT pm me. You will be ignored.
- Do not send me friend requests. You will be ignored.
- I'm an a**. Get used to it.

And at this point, you are probably wondering how you could be my friend, well...
YOU CAN'T.
So stop asking.