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Bring Me A Shrubbery
Full of salt and some sugar => because you know, gotta balance it all out somehow.
Wtb bf will pay one whole gold.*
*note: I'm memeing
About me:
I'm Shrubbs // 26 (birthday is Jan. 26) // f // 100% dead inside
I'm a gamer grill, I'm a George Foreman grill specifically if you're wondering what kinda grill I am. My favorite game is Silent Hill 2. I'm an adult who needs an adultier adult. Send help.
I also love to self-deprecate, because who needs haters when you hate yourself the most?
Monika's writing tip of the day:
My stupid face:
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Hi, sis! Say, what if we became foodies?! Foodies with a blog and what not. A new place just opened. Wanna go check it out? C’mon, sis, let’s go!
-Drags her along-
Away we go!
Hi, sis! The family is going out for Korean BBQ tomorrow night. Do you want to come along with us, or for us to bring you something back? Anyways, stay you, sis!
-Pats her on the head and gently pulls her cheeks-
So cute! emotion_bigheart
This post makes 2000 comments! I have a thing for milestones.
Hi, sis! It’s May Day, and the first day of a brand new month. Summer is fast approaching, so make sure to remain diligent with your studies! Remember to find out all the necessary forms and submit proper documentation. Oh, that reminds me; so I was going through your things (established fact in issue this and chapter that), and found antidepressants and prenatal supplements. Sis, are you…?
-Hugs and pats her on the head-
So adorable, sis! Keep fighting! emotion_hug
Hi, sis! I'm off to the potion shop. Anything you want me to pick up for you?
So, sis, maybe you can help me pick a game to play? I bought a bunch lately, and don't know what to play. Pikmin 3 Deluxe, Live A Live...oh, the struggle!
Anyways, be well, sis!
-Pats her on the head-
Fighting spirit!
Hi, sis! I wanted to give you a gaming update. So I recently bought both Hyrule Warriors games for Switch. Oh, my gosh, there’s so much grinding, but that’s part of the fun!
Oddly, I don’t have any Mario games! Maybe I should change that.
Anyways, be well, sis!
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Sis, we scored quite the haul with clearance Switch games! Can you say $10 for NieR: Automata and No Man’s Sky, and Star Ocean: The Second Story R for $20 at Walmart? How about $15 for both Live A Live and Warioware: Get It Together, and Bayonetta Origins for $18 at Target?
We did it! Not bad for us Midwest kids, huh?
Sister, it is I! Gosh, you'll never guess what I've been up to: clearance sales hunting. Quite a few triple A games are on massive clearance from several retailers. I was lucky enough to score awesome games for cheap! We're talking about the $10 to $20 range for games that normally cost $60. What are you waiting for, sis?! We gotta go hunt for deals!
-Drags her along with him before she can say anything-
Away we go!
Hi, sis! Oh, my gosh, can you believe we survived the great eclipse of 2024?! Here I thought we were going to perish via infernal means! Thankfully, you were there with your scientific explanations! Now I can rest easy knowing you’ll save us.
Good girl, sis!
-Pats her on the head-
Keep fighting! You got this!
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Dearest sister, it is I! Have no fear! April is here, and that means April showers. Remember to stay dry…wait, you’re usually at home most of the time, so you’re safe!
That reminds me. Do make sure to file your taxes, and try to get all the tax credits you’ve eligible for. Plus, here’s hoping we can reach upper middle class status soon!
Be well, sister!
-Pats her on the head-
So cute, sis! Fighting spirit!