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Scholar?Gentleman?
Half Norse; Half Roman demigod from that one time Juno got back at Zues by sleeping with Loki ?
Someone who can't remember to take his medication?
Valencrow is all of these things and perhaps less.
Discovered in a smoking crater in the wilds of Siberia in 1908 the being know as Valencrow was officially deemed alive in the early 80's after proclaiming a deep belief in himself. AS we all know this was enough for the simple subhumans of that time to hail him as a brother and a friend.
Armed with his trusty 3 Battle Poodle and a glass of Rum and Coke he ventured forth into the wild of the world to carve a niche for himself. 12 days later he would return and proclaim that Niche carved. Truly a leader among men, beasts, vegetables, and yes even minerals the mighty Crow of Valen had directed a band of beavers to build a dam that could be seen from space. He forced them to because Man was getting to cocky with that whole Great Wall crap.
Today he can be found leading his army of woodland creatures to victory over mankind or learning at the foot of his master The Most Interesting Man in the World.
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