A rat and a wolf...Together...o.0

Our son?!

turntechGODhead

Dave Strider is a friend of John Egbert in Homestuck.
He is obsessed with being cool, which manifests itself in his unceasing pursuit of new ironic depths.
When the original name "Insufferable p***k" was
about to be suggested, he slashed the entry box right in half with a Ninja Sword because he's just way too cool to put up with that kind of bullshit.

On Pesterchum his Chumhandle is turntechGodhead. He has Pesterchum Version 7.0 as opposed to John's 6.0. His web browser of choice is Hephaestus.

His Associated Classical Element is Fire, as indicated by his web browser and the weather outside his house, and his Associated Item is Amber.

"are you taking notes on how to be cool?? jegus, get a ******** pen"