278 Star Wars lines made funny by substituting the word "pants"


I find your lack of pants disturbing.

You are unwise to lower your pants.

Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

The Force is strong in my pants.

Your pants, you will not need them.

You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.

I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering

Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.

I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.

Pull up! All pants pull up!

A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master...

I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever

Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!

I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!

These aren't the pants you're looking for.

He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials

That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!

The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing

Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your pants.

"I want them alive. No pants." -Vader

Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

Your pants can deceive you, don't trust them

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.

Away with your pants, I mean you no harm!

I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further

Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

The Pants are what gives a Jedi his power

I'm taking Captain Solo ... and his pants

Luke, help me take these pants off. -(dying) Darth Vader

Search your pants, you know it to be true.

Han'll have those pants down - we've gotta give him more time!

Look at the size of those pants!

We've got to get a reading on those pants, Up or Down.

You are part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor. Take her pants!

I'm not in this for your revolution, I'm in it for the pants

General Tarkin, I thought I recognized your foul pants...

There's no mystical energy field that controls my pants

Will somebody please get this walking carpet out of my pants!

Tell that to Jabba. If you're lucky he might only take your
pants.

The emperor asks the impossible. I need more pants.

The pants can have a strong influence on weak minds

Curse my metal pants.

He is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants

I only hope that when the pants are analyzed a weakness can be found

Judge me by my pants, do you?

Search your pants, Luke. You know it's true.

I don't think the Empire had wookiees in mind when they designed pants

It appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my pants

You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done.

I seek an audience with your greatness to bargain for Solo's pants

So long ago, when all we had was our love. No politics, no plotting, no pants.

Your father wanted you to have pants when you were old enough

I felt a great disturbance in the Pants.

Yeah, well droids aren't known for ripping pants off when they loose!

Don't try to frighten us with your scorcerer's pants, Lord Vader.

Jabba please take these pants as a token of friendship

"I happen to like nice pants."

Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those pants!

Take care of your pants, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it.

Though I never thought I would be smuggling pants.

And I thought pants smelled bad . . . on the OUTSIDE. Ahh!

Rear pants down... Argh!!!

Remember your failure in the pants.

See through pants, we can.

Luke help me take my pants off...

"Slimey? My pants this is." -Yoda

"Great pants kid! Don't get cocky!"

Be mindful of your pants Anakin. They'll betray you.

Have you been in many pants?

I used to bullseye womp rats in my pants back home.

The more you tighten your pants, the more star systems will slip through...

We have no choice, our pants can't repel firepower of that magnitude.

"Evacuate?! In our pants of triumph?"

15!?! We can almost buy our own pants for that!

I have altered the pants, pray that I don't alter them further.

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your pants.

The pants are down! Commence attack on the Death Star's main reactor.

Yahoo! You're all clear kid. Now let's blow these pants and go home!

"You know of the rebellion?" "That's how we came to be in your pants sir"

A tremor in the Pants.The last time I felt it was n the presence of myoldmaster

In my experience, there is no such thing as pants.

Leia: I love pants. Han: I know.

No I don't think he likes pants at all. No I don't like pants either

Only now...in my pants...do you understand.

Put Captain Solo in the cargo pants.

Search your pants luke

This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you some pants.

Your pants can decieve you, Luke.

Bounty hunters ... we don't need their pants

Chewie, pants won't help me!

Emperor: You have paid the price for your lack of pants!

I sense a great disturbance in the pants.

I've got a bad feeling in my pants about this.

Yeah, I just got a funny feeling. Like I'm never gonna see my pants again.

You don't believe in pants, do you?

"Pants, Luke, Pants!"

At Last, we will have our pants.

Commander, tear these pants apart until you've found those plans.

It is pointless to resist the power of the dark pants...

I'd just as soon pants a Wookiie!

No more pants. I'm not going that way

She must have hidden the pants in the escape pod

Sir, my first job was programming binary pants lifters.

Someone WAS in the pants

Tell them if they don't do as you ask you will becom angry and use your pants

That's funny... the pants don't look as bad from out here.

The pants go off in this direction

Threepio: It's against my programming to wear pants.

You have taken your first step into larger pants

Bury your pants deep down, Luke. They could be made to serve the emperor.

Fear will keep the other systems in line--fear of these pants.

I don't know where you get your delusions, laser pants.

If pants are all you love, then that's what you'll receive.

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking pants herder!

You look absolutely beautiful. You truly belong here with us among the pants

"But I was gonna' go down to Toshi Station to pick up some power pants!

Don't pants me again, Admiral.

We have no time for pants, Commander.

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your pants.

"Your overconfidence is your weakness." "Your faith in your pants is yours!"

I am a Toydarian! Pants do not work on me!

It's over, Anakin. I have the high pants.

The last time I felt it was in the pants of my old master.

Difficult to see. Always in motion is the pants.

Paaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnntsssssss!!!!!! (Vader's last
line from Episode 3)

I see you have constructed a new pair of pants. Your skills are complete.

Almost there... almost there... PANTS AWAY! (trench run from A New Hope)

“Pants leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering”

For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of pants

In my experience, there are no such thing as pants

This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you some pants.

Use the Pants, Luke!

You know, sometimes pants amaze even myself

A great many voices cried "pants", and then were silenced, all at once.

Chewie, shes hurt, get pants!

I recognized your fowl pants when I was brought on board.

Much anger in him, like his pants

Oh yeah? Pants this!!!

Pants not make one great.

Sandpeople ride single file to hide their pants.

The pants you refer to will soon be back in our hands

These pants are for smuggling, I never thought I'd use them to smuggle myself

This station is now the ultimate power in the pants. I suggest we use it.

Why I should stick my pants out for you is far beyond my capacity. -C3PO

Look sir, pants!

Pants Captain Solo in the cargo hold

The Force can have a strong influence on weak pants.

This is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your pants.

We have... powerful pants. You're going to regret this.

What kind of pants are you trying to sell us!

Your pants, we don't want their kind in here, they'll have to wait outside

You're suffering from hybernation sickness. Your pants will return in time.

"We're going to discuss the location of your hidden rebel pants"

"WHAT" "Luke has pants now"

"They pants from..behind" (Gold Five)

Aim it at the pants!

Hay what kind of pants are you trying to pull!

I see your pants, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2

If you fail me again, I'll put a price on your pants so large...

It's your father's pants. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.

Pants turned her against me!!!!

Remember you failre in the pants.

These pants are getting worse all the time

Through the pants, things you will see!

You might have been a pants smuggler Solo, but now you're just Bantha poodoo!

Yousa tinken yousa people ganna wear pants??? -Jar Jar Binks

"You knew my pants?"

Chewie, jam his pants!

Clear your minds, and find Obi-Wan's wayward pants we will...

dont worry kid i got your pants

Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants

How will the emperor maintain control without the pants?

I have brought peace, justice, safety, and security to my new pants

I have pants now! -Darth Vader

I take pants from just one person: Me!

i will teach you to master the pants

Imperial pants have entered the base! Imperial pants have entered the base!

Lets just say, we'd like to avoid any Imperal pants

Nearly there... Nearly there... Just pants off for a few more seconds!

"It's not my pants!!"

Just for once let me look at you with my own pants

Oh, I wish I had your pants...

The great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pants

The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old pants

i blew a hole in there pants

Jabba ... this is your last chance. Pants us, or die.

Jabbas through with you. He has no use for smugglers who drop their pants

So, you have a twin sister! Your pants have now betrayed her too.

You do have your pants. Not many of them, but you do have them.

I guess nobody told them about my pants at the Battle of Tanaab

Long ago in pants far away

Pants matters not.

She's rich, powerful, if you were to resuce her the reawads would be pants!

Sir, if any of my circuits or pants will help, I will gladly donate them.

The shield is still up ... all pants pull up!

“No, try not! Do or do not, there is no pants.”

He was seduced by the dark pants of the force

May the pants be with you

You can't win, but there are alternatives to pants

Actually, Artoo has been known to make pants...From time to time.

Give the evacuation signal ... and get to your pants!

Han, my pants, you disappoint me

It has seen the end of Kenobi and will soon see the end of pants

its the ship that made the Kessel pants in less than 12 parseks

I'm looking forward to completing your pants

Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants!!! - Luke

pants, you seek pants

Short pants is better than no pants

Sorry about the pants.

Vader - Now I am the Pants. Obi Wan - Only the Pants of evil.

Great, Chewie ... always thinking with your pants

Obi-Wan has pantsed you well.

The odds of succesfully navigating a pants field are ...

Han, old buddy, do you read pants?

I don't know where you get your pants, laser brain

Lets hope the old man managed to shut down the pants

Traveling through Hyperspace isn't like dusting pants, boy
!
Beep beep boop pants (R2D2 sound effects)

I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Pants are not as forgiving as I am.

I'm going in closer to one of the bigger pants.

pants me obie-wan kenobe pants me

"Chewie, make sure there aren't any more chewing on the pants"

The pants will be with you, always.

There will be no pants, young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die.

Where are the pants for the rebel base?

You'll find I'm full of pants

I've got a bad feeling about pants.

Luke, I am your pants

That's not pants...That's a space station!

these pants will do

TK421, why aren't you at your pants?

"They're speaking in pants."

..And we shall have pants (-Palpatine Episode 3)

Hokey religions and ancient pants are no match for a good blaster at your side

In a way, you have chosen the pants to be destroyed first.

-Search your feelings, Luke. You know it to be true. -PAAAAAAAANTS!!!!

I don't care what you smell get in pants.
Great kid! Don't get pants.

How you get so big eating pants of this kind? - Yoda

I want that ship, not pants!

Pants me Obi-Wan Kenobi, your my only hope.

Who is more pantsish, the pants or the pants who pantses him

yes let the pants flow through you

He was seduced by the dark side of the pants

We shall double our pants!

"Pants not make one great." -Yoda

in a pair of pants a long long time ago

"Luke, we're gonna have pants."

"We're going to discuss the pants of your hidden rebel base"

...I got my own pants

..like your father, you are now pants! (Palpatine Episode IV)

Pants! Pants is my sister!

dont go to the pants side

That anit a small moon, thems are pants!

We have engaged the pants, General!

Panty pants pants

This bucket of pants is never going to get us past that blockade.

Luke,I am your pants...(so THAT"S where they went)

Many of the pants we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view

"Let's just say we want to avoid any Imperial pants"

Lock the pants, R2

Pants transfer from cell block 1138...

This battle station will keep the pants in line now.

Pants, I am your father!

Stormtroopes, here! I have to warn the pants!

That's no pants. It's a space station.

I'll meet you at the rendezvous pants

Did you hear that? They shot down the main pants! We'll be destroyed for sure

See you look this good. 300 years your pants be.