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"I have nothing to declare
except my genius." - Oscar Wilde
Sometimes I lie awake at night,
and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' " Charlie Brown.
Most good judgement comes from experience.
Most experience comes from bad judgement.
“If at first you don't succeed,
destroy all evidence that you tried.”
“Better a witty fool than
a foolish wit.”- Shakespeare
"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."
- Joseph Heller (Catch 22)
“Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways."
“He got hit by a dodge which
I find pretty ironic”-Dane Cook
“People that think they know it all annoy the ones that really do”-Anon
"Swearing was invented as
a compromise between running
away and fighting."
"Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time."
“If at first you don’t succeed, bungee jumping is not for you.”-Anon-
FIVE OF MY BROTHERS
Finn
Oliver
FRIENDS
Beckett
Quinn
The only substitute for
good manners is fast reflexes.
Calvin: "People think it
must be fun to be a super genius,
but they don't realize how hard
it is to put up with all the
idiots in the world,"
Hobbes: "Isn't your pants'
zipper supposed to be in the front?"
"Health is merely the
slowest possible rate at which one
can die."
"Violence is the last refuge of
the incompetent."
Leon
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