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1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. (only some.....) aka: not me

2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.( sooooooooooo true!!!!!!!)

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your a** at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.(no comment....)

4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.(so true!! trust me!!)

5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.(duhhhh!!!!)

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.( of course!!)

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.( no comment on that one....)

8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did.(so true!!!!!! or we will make u pay!!!)

8.5 If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you did.( no duhhhhh!!!!!)

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...( only in ur mind guys!!!!!!!!!!)

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.(lol.....true for some...but i eat like a bird unless it comes to chocolate!!!!)

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a p***y cat....(no comment...)

11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!( exactly!! be a man guys!!!!)

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING. Even if it's not a serious relationship.(true....though totally off the sweatshirt..)

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.(sooo true!! be a gentleman guys!!!)

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the s**t out of him.(guys....u should know that by now...)

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR girlfriend closer.(soooooo true!!!! so sweet!!!!)

16. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.(yep yep yep!!!! we might be mad cuz of our problems and take it out on u but don't worry, we still love u guys!!!)

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.(awwwww......so sweet!!!! yeps so true!!!)

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.(so true!!!! ur will be dead if u don't get along with my bff vaneto!!!! REMEMBER THAT!!!!!!!)

19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.(ewww... that is sooooo true!!!!! never ever do that!!!!)

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like s**t, so be understanding.(thats true....sigh...i hate PMS...)

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.(yeps ^_^)

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.( sooo agreeing with that and no duhhhhhh!!!!!)

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.(awwww.... so true!!!!)

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.(that would be so sweet....)

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very, very, extremely gentle.(yeps!!!!)

26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.(lol.....i won't be so mad....)

27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.(yeps!!!! DO NOT SHOWER URSELF WITH COLOGNE!!!! I HATE THAT SMELL!!!! MY BFF DOES TOO!!!! REMEMBER THAT!!!)

28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful and sweet. ( yeps yeps yeps!!!)

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt her more if you draw it out.( so true! do not ever do that!!)

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.( yeps!!! REMEMBER THAT MR.FOX!!!!!)

EXTRAS!!!( the following i added just now...)

1. when u break up with us, do not go after our best friend!!! ( if u do that to me then i will soooooo kill u!!!!!!! and also we will say ew every time we talk to u!!!)

2. Be there for us...a hug, a kiss, a call, a visit or even just listening to us can go a long way.(true true true!!!!)

3.DO NOT hit on or lead on numerous girls...Because it definitely sucks for you when we all find out...You just ruined your chances with all of us!!!!! (yes!!! do not do that!!! if u do u will die!!!!!! and pay!!!!)

4. We don't care if you talk to your ex girlfriends just DON'T do ANYTHING with them. (KEYWORD is ANYTHING)

5. we like to fight with u in a good way. (we try to make u compliment us ^.~ for example, if we say we look ugly u supposed to say that we not ugly, we are the most beautiful thing in the world. don't say that...
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