About
Im crazy n very talkitive n very random!!Im a spaz n hyper.
I love my friends they all rock U kno who u r.
I luv music its awsome except country (no offence to anyone)!
I hav blonde moments even though im brunett, dont judge.
Dont say "bite me" cause i will! xp oh i almost forgot im an EXTREM and i mean EXTREM klutz i trip over air for goodness sake!
Randomness-
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)
a friend gives you their umbrella in the rain,a best friend takes yours and says "run-beep-run".
who ever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving a door.
1 out of 4 people are insane.look at your three best friends if its not them its you.
have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother-in -law they come out to woman hitler?
FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, stupid?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Lol me n my randomnessnessness
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i have a headache, night person.
i wouldnt do that
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Happy B-day To u , Happy B-day To u
ill invite u to the movies u pay
and i take ur presents and run away
Hehe jk have a kool bday hope u do have fun Pce out xd