THE ROYAL PUBLIC ADDRESS
Horrid Child! You're late.
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD! OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!
I am The Red Queene, one and only majesty of wonderland. As the eldest, it is Our right.
I AM A QUEENE OF THE 16TH CENTURY! PEASANTS SHOULD LEARN TO SPELL QUEENE IN THE CORRECT 16TH CENTURY FORM OR THUS HAVE THEIR HEADS REMOVED!
We have been known to take courtier requests should you ask for nothing and in the correct fashion. We should warn you Our entourage is rather exclusive.
Should you choose to impertinent task of contacting me, be forewarned that my response changes with the hour. I will bestow a royal point to those who please me. Others will be sentenced to rosebush painting or a headless eternity.
I do hope you find my moat quite lovely.
I may be merciful if you comply with my demands seen above.
GUARDS! GUARDS! WHERE ARE MY FAT BOYS!
Stay and meet my fat boys. They are extremely amusing.
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If you drink from a bottle
marked "poison," it is almost certain
to disagree with you, sooner or later.
Curtsies after every "Your Majesty"
Your Majesty.