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Since Your My friend.
1. when you are sad - i will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry idiot who made you that way.
2. when you are blue - i will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. when you smile - i know you got laid.
4. when you are worried - i will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be.
5. when your confused - i will use little words.
6. when your sick - stay the hell away from me till your better.
7. when you fall - i will point and laugh at your clumsy a**.
8. this is my oath . . . i pledge it to the end. "why?" you may ask? cause your my friend!
hahahaha
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