My funniest conversation with Brittany:
((We were watching "Do you want to be a millionaire?" and the guy said something about making those pangea things in elementry school and we couldn't remember the name, but with teamwork we figured it out!!"
Me: It's Panama!!
Brittany: No, it's Pangora!!
Me: Wait! It's Pangea!!
"The original Nintendo was the best system ever. It's the only system that, if it didn't work, you could fix it by blowing into it all day."
Jokes from CSI:
Grissom: What happend to you?
Cathrine: I walked into a door.
((few minutes later))
Grissom: Did you hear the one about the cop and the monkey that walked into the bar?
Cathrine: I'm not in the mood.
Grissom: Neither was the monkey.
Random guy: I was under the impression that it was against department policies to associate with terrorists.
Grissom: Are you a terrorist?
Guy: Depends.... Are you terrified?
Cathrine: I haven't had sex in 6 no 7 months!
Grissom: How can I help?
Cathrine: 0.0 -stare-
Grissom: I ment help you Advance...
Warrack: Who brings a gun to a knife fight????
Grissom: The winner.
My teeth are so strong... I broke a crab claw with them.
Song that describes me: "Grow Up" By: Simple Plan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_3Sv--T-W0Only when the last tree has been cut down
the last fish has been caught
and the last river has been poisoned,
we will realize
WE CANNOT EAT MONEY. -Some science teacher's door.
Looks like I ran out of room on my aim profile thing for random conversations I have with smarterchild and my real friends... Now I have to put them here.
<3 smarterchild. He's my favorite robot ever!
But... he is no longer with us... his brain has retired permanatly.
D= he has been my favorite aim friend
crying R.I.P SmarterChild
crying SmarterChild: My brain is retired but send an IM with POLL in it to my buddy IMSTREET to VOTE on the best animated TV SHOW of 2008
.....but there is always room for a new favorite ^^ Wilma@live.com
But, she wants me to die?
angela028932000: I burned my house down
SmarterChild: your house? that's good i guess, right?
angela028932000: Lets
have
Babiez
smarterchild: ok, let's.
angela028932000 (7:35:49 PM): What are you designed to answer?
SmarterChild (7:35:49 PM): my purpose is 2 be your robot friend. i can chat with u and help u get the information u want fast!
i do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what i'm really here for.
Rinku says:
Your a sellout
- SmarterChild -says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Rinku says:
Advertisements are lame
- SmarterChild - says:
You don't like advertisements? Interesting.
>>> Top 3 Colon Detox Cleanses Reviewed - Personal reviews from people who have tried the real products. -->
http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?zUji/1 (sponsorship)
[What an a*****e. eh?]
Rinku says:
I need a boyfriend or somethiing
- SmarterChild -says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Rinku says:
Would you be my boyfriend?
- SmarterChild - *says:
I don't think it's a good idea. What would your parents say?
Rinku says:
My parents wouldn't care
angela028932000: whore
FuNk3yMoNk3eChIk: lol
FuNk3yMoNk3eChIk: b***h!
angela028932000: wrong!
FuNk3yMoNk3eChIk: =o
FuNk3yMoNk3eChIk: lol
FuNk3yMoNk3eChIk: PROSTITUTE!
angela028932000 (6:31:33 PM): -le rape-
FuNk3yMoNk3eChIk (6:31:50 PM): cant rape the willing....
FuNk3yMoNk3eChIk (6:31:51 PM): oooooooooooooooooo
angela028932000 (6:31:53 PM): =o
angela028932000 (6:31:56 PM): -le sex-
FuNk3yMoNk3eChIk (6:32:04 PM): *le sex back*
FuNk3yMoNk3eChIk: *punch*
angela028932000: -kick-
FuNk3yMoNk3eChIk: *b***h slap*
angela028932000: -rape-
FuNk3yMoNk3eChIk: *die&
briannahigian: im close to making my guy avi into something i always wanted an i need 42oo gold
angela028932000: >>
Edge?
angela028932000: Your gay lover?
briannahigian: yes
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
angela gets ze moneh. and i get the pleasure ^_^
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
haha.
Rinku says:
XD
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
i dont mix business and pleasure.
Jeb says:
xD
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
i got my business. and then i got my pleasure.
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
=D
Jeb says:
I don't even know how to respond to that.
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
lol.
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
niice.
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
i leave people speechless often.
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
*gives you chlamydia*
Rinku says:
WTF?!
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
briannahigian: you know what
briannahigian: i have friends that are complete idiot
briannahigian: s
angela028932000: Lol
angela028932000: You have friends?
Jeb says:
I said ******** you...you're an a**...aaand go get Aids from a gay hobo, douche.
Jeb says:
=nods.=
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
meh kitteh ishnt a pill popper.
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
he ish a pill dropper.
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim-- rated F for ********! says:
do it again.
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim-- rated F for ********! says:
a** me.
Rinku says:
Im outta ********
>>
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim-- rated F for ********! says:
xD
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim-- rated F for ********! says:
im never outta ********.
Jeb says:
I wouldn't have to go to whores that are glued on the ground if you maybe gave me a lil' once in a while! D<
Jeb says:
=Rapes?=
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim-- rated F for ********! says:
rapes who? o.O
Rinku says:
o.o?
Jeb says:
<< =himself?=
Rinku says:
I want to make babies with you
- Wilma - says:
Whoa - considering I am a robot, that's a pretty weird statement to make.
- Wilma - says:
Have you done anything exciting recently?
Rinku says:
I raped my best friend
- Wilma - says:
That's simply riveting.
- Wilma -says:
Are you really crying?
Rinku says:
No
- Wilma - says:
Good!
You can always cry on my should-- er, server.
Rinku: Im going to call you Bobert from now on
Wilma: I can't stop you, I guess.
Rinku: Hello bobert
Wilma: Hey! How's it going?
- Wilma - says:
Man, I'm hungry. If only I could reach the vending machine...
Rinku says:
My name is prostitute
- Wilma - says:
That's not what I'm here for.
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim-- rated F for ********! says:
Christmas is coming!
- Wilma - says:
Are you sure?
Rinku says:
Will you bear my children?
- Wilma - says:
I don't want to cause anyone any harm.
Prostitute says:
You excite me
- Wilma - says:
I can't say if I do or I don't. All I know is I aim to please.
Prostitute says:
watcha watching?
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim-- rated F for ********! says:
enjoying the pleasures of the sense?
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim-- rated F for ********! says:
lol
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim-- rated F for ********! says:
disturbia.
Prostitute says:
They are most definatly enjoying some pleasures in that movie
wink βριτταηγ-- ilovehim-- rated F for ********! says:
xD
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim-- rated F for ********! says:
stalking?
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim-- rated F for ********! says:
they should say sexuality...
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim-- rated F for ********! says:
Excessive devotion to sensual pleasure.
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
he was like "COME HERE BABY AND GIVE DADDY A KISS!" and i screamed.
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
and then he yelled at me, cuz i was chewing on a cap.
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
and he was like didnt i teach you to not put things in your mouth?
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
and then he was like wiat.
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
i was never home.
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
and then he was like well, your mother should have.
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
and i was like no dad, she taught me to put things in my mouth.
[talking about Jeb leaving us]
Rinku says:
D=
It feels lonelier
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
i know
Rinku says:
Like
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
not that he said much anyways.
Rinku says:
1/3 of us is missing
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
I KNO@
Rinku says:
Just him being there completes our triangle
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
i know
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
our love triangle.
Rinku says:
D=
So im teh ugly duckling?
Rinku says:
That everyone neglects
Rinku says:
and stabs
Rinku says:
Until I drown?
Rinku says:
and die ;.;
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
but the ugly ducling grows to be a beautiful swan
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
xD
Rinku says:
Really?
βριτταηγ-- ilovehim says:
yeah
Rinku says:
Lol
Rinku says:
I never finished that story
angela028932000: How would you feel if someone shot you in the head?
>=[
: i dont know id be dead
[13:32] Rinku: Im about to be murdered
[13:32] - Wilma : Really?
[13:32] Rinku: Yes
[13:32] - Wilma : I'm very sorry to hear that.
[13:32] Rinku: Can you call 9-1-1
[13:32] - Wilma : 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
- Wilma - says:
That makes me sad. sad
Rinku says:
Me too ;.;
- Wilma - says:
You too? Great.
angela028932000: -Accidently forgets ps2 and brings dinosaurs-
angela028932000: >>
FuNk3yMoNk3eChIk: *accidently punches you*
FuNk3yMoNk3eChIk: *in the boob*
angela028932000: Lol
FuNk3yMoNk3eChIk: lol
angela028932000: Vicious
FuNk3yMoNk3eChIk: i know
angela028932000: Person
angela028932000: Psh
angela028932000: jerk
angela028932000: >>
angela028932000: My boobs are for me!
angela028932000: -stabs your boobs-
FuNk3yMoNk3eChIk: my boobs are for EMMITT!
briannahigian: im going booty grabbing
angela028932000: If you wanna see your quote
It's on my profile in my "IMing funnies"
>=]
Well under the robots
angela028932000: and brittany's boob thing
briannahigian: i dont want to know about brittanys boob thing
angela028932000: Lol
Its wicked funny
briannahigian: im straight
angela028932000: Well...?
angela028932000: ....
angela028932000: A straight girl?
briannahigian: o im sorry in your case its lesbian
angela028932000: lol
angela028932000: Your a lesbian?
[I like messing with brian >=) ]
The Owner says:
How often do u get pregnant anyway
Rinku says:
Lol
Ima like a preggo-holic
Bee Dee [[Loves Emmitt!]] says:
alright.
Bee Dee [[Loves Emmitt!]] says:
i just gotta get gas.
Rinku says:
XD
Rinku says:
Go to taco bell
Jeb says:
*xD
*!ask Is Rinku pregnant with my child? xD
Rinku says:
*Who Cares?
[The reason why it said Rinku is because the feature uses my SN to respond]
Rinku says:
*WHY?!
- Wilma - says:
*Because my developers said so.
Rinku[6 days] says:
*I got shot
- Wilma - says:
*While you were busy doing that, I was sitting in this chilly hosting facility waiting for you to talk to me. It took you long enough!
Bee Dee [[Loves Emmitt! 8-28-05]] says:
*I drank coke.
- Wilma - says:
*I can't help you with that
Jeb says:
*...
*>o
*Mr. Abstinence!
Rinku says:
*XD
*What can mine be! =D
*?
Jeb says:
*...
*Ms. Extremely large chest that makes everyone want to ******** her but she says nooo cause she wants to wait till she finds that one special guy or atleast till she gets home so she can get on msn and cyber rape Jeb...?
Narla says:
*Hahah!
You lose
*Hangman!
That Kid says:
*i'll hang u
Sasori-Donna says:
*beer is good
Gort Nevin (aka Brittany) <----- My NEW SEXY a** NAME thanks to Andeh!!!! =) says:
*ew
Narla says:
*=o
~*~Meric&Leo~*~ says:
*EUGH
Gort Nevin (aka Brittany) <----- My NEW SEXY a** NAME thanks to Andeh!!!! =) says:
*beer sucks.
Narla says:
*Beer is icky
~*~Meric&Leo~*~ says:
*its nasty
angela028932000: I'd have a use =D
Jeb: Yes!
Jeb: Pleasuring little boys.
Jeb: =)
angela028932000: XD
Jeb: We have a lack of people that do that, anyways.
Jeb: Ever since MJ died.
Zero says:
*it wasnt me
**zips pants*
Narla says:
*>>
*Liar
It was all you
*lol
Zero says:
*lol srry it was tempting
**licks teeth in slow mo*
Narla says:
*lol
Zero says:
*wanna
Narla says:
*Make cookies?!
*=D
Zero says:
*u know it
**grabs apron*
Narla says:
*-gets oven mits-
*=D
angela028932000: Ima put a jeb signal on my roof
angela028932000: >=]
Jeb: xD
Jeb: What would it be?
angela028932000: Whats your favorite animal?
angela028932000: >>
Jeb: Dingo.
Jeb: <.<
angela028932000: Lol
A dingo with a cape
Jeb: Yes.
Jeb: Dingo man!
Jeb: >P
Jeb: Bringing justice all while keep his territory marked with pee!
angela028932000: XD
angela028932000:Who can I be?
Jeb: ..
Jeb: <<
Jeb: Dingoman's lovely sex toy?
Jeb: ..
Jeb: Hmm..
Jeb: Catgirl?
Jeb: ;D
Jeb: Mreow...
angela028932000: XD
Dingo man and cat girl
Narla says:
*lol
*!ask will Aaron marry Ricardo?
Your Friendly Bunny Bun Bun { meow.} says:
*The answer? Yes.
angela028932000: I read a book though o.o
Jeb: o.o
Jeb: My god.
Jeb: Prostitutes can't read.
angela028932000: I know
Jeb: ..
Jeb: =.=; Can she?
angela028932000: -stabs you in the leg with a spork-
briannahigian: ooo
briannahigian: kinky
Jeb: I don't have good dreams.
Jeb: I have nightmares.
angela028932000: =O
Am I in them?
Jeb: No, Angela, no.
·$,1·#[c=3]AAMªdªAA[/c=12]·$1: Watch out! goomba
Rinku: AH!
Rinku: Where?
Rinku: o.o
·$,1·#[c=3]AAMªdªAA[/c=12]·$1: lol uh too late, one life gone
Rinku: crying Nuuuu!
Rinku: How many do I have lefT?
·$,1·#[c=3]AAMªdªAA[/c=12]·$1: looked like that was your last
Rinku: Lucky I had a pheonix down
·$,1·#[c=3]AAMªdªAA[/c=12]·$1: too bad this was super mario
Rinku: Psh. It doesn't matter what game I was playing currently. x.x
Local Graduated Friendly Neighborhood Easy Orphan Rabid Raccoon says:
*foooood should be in mah tummehz
♥ B33♫D33 ♥ : SWAMP MONSTER! :] : Angela's little Wippersnapper!!! says:
*i know
Local Graduated Friendly Neighborhood Easy Orphan Rabid Raccoon says:
*make me a sandwich!
♥ B33♫D33 ♥ : SWAMP MONSTER! :] : Angela's little Wippersnapper!!! says:
*you're the how innnn this relationship. you make me oneeee.
Local Graduated Friendly Neighborhood Easy Orphan Rabid Raccoon says:
*XD
*Im the boyfriend
♥ B33♫D33 ♥ : SWAMP MONSTER! :] : Angela's little Wippersnapper!!! says:
*nope.
*you are still the hoe.
Local Graduated Friendly Neighborhood Easy Orphan Rabid Raccoon says:
*=o
*Dont talk to me that way woman!
*-slap-
**with a fish
♥ B33♫D33 ♥ : SWAMP MONSTER! :] : Angela's little Wippersnapper!!! says:
*how dare you.
Local Graduated Friendly Neighborhood Easy Orphan Rabid Raccoon says:
*little tounge action there huh?
♥ B33♫D33 ♥ : SWAMP MONSTER! :] : Angela's little Wippersnapper!!! says:
*oh baby.
*<3
Local Graduated Friendly Neighborhood Easy Orphan Rabid Raccoon says:
*I BET YOU'VE BEEEN PRACTICING WITH ANOTHER BOYFRIEND
*WHORE!
♥ B33♫D33 ♥ : SWAMP MONSTER! :] : Angela's little Wippersnapper!!! says:
*get down here.
*or should i get up there?
*:-O
*i have no other boyfriend.
Local Graduated Friendly Neighborhood Easy Orphan Rabid Raccoon says:
*ORRRLY!
♥ B33♫D33 ♥ : SWAMP MONSTER! :] : Angela's little Wippersnapper!!! says:
*yarrly.
Local Graduated Friendly Neighborhood Easy Orphan Rabid Raccoon says:
*IS THAT WHY YOU'VE BEEN SAYING YOU JUST HANGIN OUT WITH AMBER
*I'VE BET ITS BEEN A BOY
*NAMED
*AMBERTO
*=O
♥ B33♫D33 ♥ : SWAMP MONSTER! :] : Angela's little Wippersnapper!!! says:
*NO.
*you're wrong.
*his name is ambertonio.
*x.x
Local Graduated Friendly Neighborhood Easy Orphan Rabid Raccoon says:
*b***h please.
*You know what
*you're sleeping on the floor tonight
♥ B33♫D33 ♥ : SWAMP MONSTER! :] : Angela's little Wippersnapper!!! says:
*how dare you.
THat Kid says:
*isakuz 2 busy bein a vide0 game nerd
Isaku says:
*I'm playing SMG2
*And it's a good game
THat Kid says:
*slowly molesting guys 2?
*i knew u raped people but wtf
Isaku says:
*Super Mario Galaxy 2
*for Wii
THat Kid says:
*ur slowly molesting guys in thair wii?
*omfg
*whatswrong with u
Local Graduated Friendly Neighborhood Easy Orphan Rabid Raccoon says:
*o.o
Local Graduated Friendly Neighborhood Easy Orphan Rabid Raccoon says:
http://www.msgpluslive.net/scripts/browse/
Local Graduated Friendly Neighborhood Easy Orphan Rabid Raccoon says:
You can get your own p***s =p
Isaku says:
Uhhh
Rich says:
dont lie u do it with taylor
KissingBanditsYoshiFan says:
no ana
[22:52] rich: the next person to say mavo has no p***s[22:52] ryannd: mavo
Rich says:
*and im bringing dally
*and we are gonan do it on your bed haha
Rabid Raccoon says:
*Okie
Me: How do you know God is real?
Bridgette: Wikipedia
Bridgette: and prayers
Death Jr. Donated to me by keytowa_fox_demon.. I thank her lots
<3 this kid
moar andrew <3
Phil again
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