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Police often question him, just because they find him interesting.His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body.
His blood smells like cologne.
He has amassed an amazingly large DVD collection, and has never once alphabetised it.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
The pheromones he secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way
He owns 4 sports cars, and rents 5.
Even his enemy’s list him as there emergency contact.
He never say’s anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken.
He speeks fluent French, in Russian.
He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.
Every time he goes for a swim. Dolphins appear.
He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels
He’s been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room.
He’s a lover… Not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so Don’t get any ideas.
His organ donor card also includes his beard.
His Mother has a tattoo on the back of her neck that says "Son"
His name is -_KN1NJA_-
and he is... The Most Interesting Man in the World
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hi havent talked to u in a while tex me back asap crying
how bout mine ;D