Spoiled2theCore

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Gender: Female

Birthday: 10/28/1993

 

Fav Quotes:

“Have you hugged your favorite Dork lately? Most of us are squeezably soft and adorable.”
― Michael P. Clutton

“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
― Mark Twain

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein

"Reality continues to ruin my life."
― Bill Watterson

"If loving someone is putting them in a straight jacket and kicking them down a flight a stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people."
― Jarod Kintz

“I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
― Glen Cook

“The textbooks are dumbed down to the where your kid sister could probably read them, and the teacher go over and over and over the same stuff anyway, drilling it into your head so that they can ask you one hundred multiple-choice questions to get it all back out of you again.”
― Charles Benoit

My Oath of Friendship

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit your whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use small words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'

Women's Deadliest Words

1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and YOU need to shut-up.

2. NOTHING: Means something and you need to be worried.

3. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission, do not do it.

4. WHATEVER: A woman’s way of saying screw you.

5. THAT’S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

BONUS WORD – WOW: This is not a compliment, she is amazed that one person could be so stupid!
 
 
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