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Smuttles Report | 06/01/2009 7:34 am

Well The Colbert Report is awesome. Don't judge me....or keyboard cat will mock you.
Why do you blame puddles? puddles doesn't nothin'...about anythin'.....and she's never gonna know nothin'.
vacuum your room then. maybe you'll find a small colony of brain slugs.
omg, there is a difference. I was wrong. NYAH!

Smuttles Report | 05/31/2009 8:03 pm

I don't understand what Elan says or know what he's talking about. I just don't listen.
yeah, usually Family Guy or Robot Chicken, or Stepbrothers. Or Dane Cook, or The Colbert Report. Well actually its usually me who quotes Steven Colbert...
My room just needs vaccuumed, it's got like a three inch layer of dirt. I blame Willy.
What's the difference between jail and prison? is it just the pudding and the rapists?

Smuttles Report | 05/30/2009 4:42 pm

Yeah, he's from family guy. He's the guy with the giant bottom jaw and nobody can understand him.
I'm lazy too...So I'll just sit here and think about eating. ha, yeah.
I don't understand what Elan's talking about half the time anyway.
I cleaned it about half way I guess. I didn't feel like picking up all the laundry, so it's still there. now I won't have any clothes.
There's no pudding in jail, not the good kind anyway.

Smuttles Report | 05/30/2009 4:02 pm

haha, James Bottomtooth III is my favorite.
I want turkey bacon. or just regular bacon. or french fries. Now I'm hungry too.
Elan says that all the time to me. it's annoying. But he usually quotes the last episode of family guy he saw. like the Bill Clinton episode. that one's cool.
I haven't done anything really. I bought some cool books and paintings. and cleaned my room. and some other boring stuff. But not pie, sorry. I don't wanna go to jail, there's scary people in jail.

Smuttles Report | 05/30/2009 2:07 pm

omg, the evil monkey lords struck again? someone should call CNN or something.
THE MAN is trying to keep cookies from people. because THE MAN knows that if people buy cookies, they won't have any money left to get bacon. and the MAN wants us to eat bacon because......I don't know why.
Yeah, but those quotes get old eventually. "shush up Nancy" is getting really annoying.

Smuttles Report | 05/28/2009 7:30 pm

ooooooh nooooo....I forgot to reply to your comment. damn it.
yeah, mad skillz. but so do I, because I can make pumpkin roll. I win.
I'm a lying liar...but the elders told me if I tell people my secret the angry monkey lords will eat my soul. and I like my soul sad
Family guy and step brothers...well you could make up your own funny stuff. but it's easier to take family guy quotes I guess. smile

Smuttles Report | 05/27/2009 2:59 pm

yeah...I guess getting lost on your own bedroom floor take more talent than getting lost in a kitchen. haha smile
I can't talk about it. they told me if I did, I would be exiled.
yeah, now I remember. everything seems to be from family guy now...

Smuttles Report | 05/27/2009 1:59 pm

ha, I confused him too. then he confused me and I wandered off and got lost in the kitchen.
aw, but the elders don't like me anymore, since that one thing I did...

"Out of all the souls ive met in my travels...his was the most.....Human."
what the hell was this on?? I saw it, I just can't remember.... *fail*

Smuttles Report | 05/27/2009 1:41 pm

lol, how did you confuse shawn? I get to win next time. I'll remember that...don't think I'll forget so you can win again...I'm watching you buddy...

Smuttles Report | 05/27/2009 1:31 pm

that's not fair. you always win. and you said I could win this time...I think.