everything in the world can be rerouted to the origin of wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! i speak nothing but nonsense! ha ha! and you thought i was thmart!

A girls first time

muscles tighten.
You put him
off for a while searching for an excuse, but he
refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you
shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience, but it's the first
time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver;
your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes
and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him
more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
but he slowly takes his
time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give
way; pain surges throughout
your body and you feel the slight trickle of
blood as he continues.
He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod
for him to go on.
He begins going in and out with skill but you are
now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and
he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a
chuckle; that you have been
his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist.
After all, it was your first time to have
a tooth pulled.
Naughty!
What were you thinkin' ?
U BIG FREAKKK!!!!!!
I know what you were thinking!!

First Witch
Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd.

Second Witch
Thrice and once the hedge-pig whined.

Third Witch
Harpier cries 'Tis time, 'tis time.

First Witch
Round about the cauldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.
Toad, that under cold stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot.

ALL
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.

Second Witch
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and owlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

ALL
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Third Witch
Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
Witches' mummy, maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark,
Root of hemlock digg'd i' the dark,
Liver of blaspheming Jew,
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Silver'd in the moon's eclipse,
Nose of Turk and Tartar's lips,
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For the ingredients of our cauldron.

ALL
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Second Witch
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.

Piper: The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes.
Prue: I don't like them, but I don't go running naked through the house screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE." either.
Phoebe: Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers.

Piper: You were at Cole's all night?
Phoebe: Uh huh.
Piper: Did you?
Phoebe: Uh huh.
Piper: Was he?
Phoebe: Uh huh.

Prue: Great, so some guy couldn't keep it in his sheath and now I'm marked for death.
Piper: Well, some men can be very sensitive about their weapons.

Phoebe: I hope this doesn't mean we get our *virginity* back too.

Phoebe: *Hey*! Don't call me sweetie! You can't imprison someone and then call them sweetie!

Paige: Power. Power's good. I like power. Why do I like power?

Cole: Phoebe, I love you. I don't know what's going on but maybe I can help. Would you like me to kill someone for you?

Chris: If Piper and Leo don't screw, I'm screwed!

Phoebe: Okay, Piper maybe it would be better if you go downstairs and spend some time with Wyatt... you're not breathing are you?
Piper: Nope.
Phoebe: Breathe, inhale, exhale, okay, next sister.

Paige: [walks in on Phoebe standing naked, standing up in the bathtub] Whoa... full frontal Phoebe!
Cole: She flashed.
Paige: Yeah... I - I got that.
Cole: No, I mean she flashed black-and-white.

Piper: I dreamt an animated musical last night. Is that normal?

Prue: At least I got to meet a really cute guy.
Piper: You met a guy?
Prue: Mm-hmm.
Piper: As a dog?
Prue: Mm-hmm.
Piper: How?
Prue: Well, he ran me over.

Phoebe: Where's Buffy when you need her?

Krell: Just the thought of working with you turns my stomachs
Piper: Stomachs?

Phoebe: If I had a dollar for every times an owl turned into a hot guy on our porch, I'd be rich...

Paige: You used to be a demon *and* a lawyer?
Cole: Yeah.
Paige: Insert joke here.

Phoebe: I think I found the demon. Oh my god...
Paige: What? You can't say "demons" followed by "oh my god" - I'm new at this, I'm likely to panic.

Paige: Got milk? Oooh, don't think so.

[a spell that allows a witch to hear the thoughts of others has backfired, causing the sisters to hear each other's thoughts, too]
Piper: Yeah, next time get your own damn lipstick.
Prue: I heard that.
Piper: I love you.
Prue: Bite me.

Piper: So let me get this straight. You summoned me to a cage where our powers don't work so, what, we could all die together?
Paige: I'll admit the plan has a few flaws.

Piper's morning sickness is causing her to burp small orbs of white light]
Paige: [to Leo] Okay, is that normal?
Leo: All this arguing is probably just upsetting the baby.
Piper: [indicating size with her hands] Leo, the baby is an inch long. All this arguing is upsetting the mommy.

Phoebe: This costume happens to be a protest statement.
Prue: I am so impressed that you can make a protest statement and show cleavage all at the same time.
Phoebe: Thanks.

Piper: Who would shoot a gnome? And why is the 'g' silent?

Phoebe: Lawyers! There should be a place in Hell for each and every one of them!

Leo: Hey, I'm not nauseous.
Piper: Hey, I am. Wait, that's not good news.

Paige: Do you think you could shift the gears? My boobs are in the way.

Piper: [to Paige] Geez, you're like my husband with boobs.

Piper: Wow, prenatal yoga this morning and now you want to crash a stranger's funeral? You really do need friends.
Paige: You're mean.

Darryl: Hey, if you ask me, there's nothing more beautiful than a preg...
Piper: Do it, and you'll pull back a bloody stub.
[Morris retracts his arm]
Paige: She's a little sensitive right now.
Darryl: I can see that.

GALINDA
(spoken) Elphie - now that we're friends, I've decided to
make you my new project.

ELPHABA
(spoken) You really don't have to do that

GALINDA
(spoken) I know. That's what makes me so nice!
(sung) Whenever I see someone
Less fortunate than I
(And let's face it - who isn't
Less fortunate than I?)
My tender heart
Tends to start to bleed
And when someone needs a makeover
I simply have to take over
I know I know exactly what they need
And even in your case
Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
Follow my lead
And yes, indeed
You will be:

Popular!
You're gonna be popular!
I'll teach you the proper ploys
When you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and flounce
I'll show you what shoes to wear
How to fix your hair
Everything that really counts

To be popular
I'll help you be popular!
You'll hang with the right cohorts
You'll be good at sports
Know the slang you've got to know
So let's start
'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:

Don't be offended by my frank analysis
Think of it as personality dialysis
Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
Sister and adviser
There's nobody wiser
Not when it comes to popular -
I know about popular
And with an assist from me
To be who you'll bee
Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:
There's nothing that can stop you
From becoming popu-
Ler: lar:

La la la la
We're gonna make
You popular

When I see depressing creatures
With unprepossessing features
I remind them on their own behalf
To think of
Celebrated heads of state or
Specially great communicators
Did they have brains or knowledge?
Don't make me laugh!

They were popular! Please -
It's all about popular!
It's not about aptitude
It's the way you're viewed
So it's very shrewd to be
Very very popular
Like me!

(spoken) Why, Miss Elphaba, look at you. You're beautiful.

ELPHABA(spoken) I - I have to go:

GALINDA
(spoken) You're welcome!
(sung) And though you protest
Your disinterest
I know clandestinely
You're gonna grin and bear it
Your new found popularity
La la la la
You'll be popular -
Just not as quite as popular
As me!

ELPHABA
I'm limited:
Just look at me - I'm limited
And just look at you -
You can do all I couldn't do, Glinda
So now it's up to you
(spoken) For both of us
(sung) Now it's up to you:

GLINDA
I've heard it said
That people come into our lives for a reason
Bringing something we must learn
And we are led
To those who help us most to grow
If we let them
And we help them in return
Well, I don't know if I believe that's true
But I know I'm who I am today
Because I knew you:

Like a comet pulled from orbit
As it passes a sun
Like a stream that meets a boulder
Halfway through the wood
Who can say if I've been changed for the better?
But because I knew you
I have been changed for good

ELPHABA
It well may be
That we will never meet again
In this lifetime
So let me say before we part
So much of me
Is made of what I learned from you
You'll be with me
Like a handprint on my heart
And now whatever way our stories end
I know you have re-written mine
By being my friend:
Like a ship blown from its mooring
By a wind off the sea
Like a seed dropped by a skybird
In a distant wood
Who can say if I've been changed for the better?
But because I knew you:

GLINDA
Because I knew you:

BOTHI have been changed for good

ELPHABA
And just to clear the air
I ask forgiveness
For the things I've done you blame me for

GLINDA
But then, I guess we know
There's blame to share

BOTH
And none of it seems to matter anymore

GLINDA ELPHABA
Like a comet pulled Like a ship blown
From orbit as it Off it's mooring
Passes a sun, like By a wind off the
A stream that meets Sea, like a seed
A boulder, half-way Dropped by a
Through the wood Bird in the wood

BOTH
Who can say if I've been changed for the better?
I do believe I have been changed for the better?

GLINDA
And because I knew you:
ELPHABA
Because I knew you:

BOTH
Because I knew you:
I have been changed for good.

this is my new creed:
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.

Maureen:
Every single day,
I walk down the street
I hear people say 'baby so sweet'
Ever since puberty,
Everybody stares at me
Boys, girls, I can't help it baby
so be kind, and don't lose your mind
just remember that I'm your baby

take me for what I am
who I was meant to be
and if you give a damn
take me baby,
or leave me

take me or leave me

Maureen:
a tiger in a cage
can never see the sun
this diva needs her stage
baby,lets have fun.
you are the one I choose
folks would kill to fill your shoes
you love the lime light too, now baby,
so be mine and don't waste my time cryin'
'honey bear are you still my, my, my baby?'

take me for what I am
who I was meant to be
and if you give a damn
take me baby or leave me

no way, can I be what I'm not
but hey, don't you want your girl hot?

oh, don't fight, don't loose your head
'cause every night who's in your bed?
who?
who's in your bed?
spoken:kiss pookie

Joanne:
it won't work
I look before I leap
I love margins and discipline
I make list in my sleep baby
whats my sin?
never quit
I follow through
I hate mess but I love you
what do with my improptu baby?
so be wise 'cause this girl satisfies
you got a prize but don't compomise
your one lucky baby

Joanne: take me for what I am
Maureen: a control freak
Joanne: who I was meant to be
Maureen: a snob yet over attentive
Joanne: and if you give a damn
Maureen: a loveable droll geek
Joanne: take me baby or leave me
Maureen: an a**l retentave

both: thats it
joanne: the straw that breaks my back
both: i quit
joanne: unless you take it back
BOTH:Women MAUREEN:What is it about them?
both: can't live with them or without them

chorus:
both: take me for what i am
joanne: who i was ment to be
maureen: who i was ment to be
and if you give a damn
joanne: and if you give a damn then
take me baby, or leave me
maureen:take me baby, take me or la-la-la-la-la-leave me
both: take me baby or leave me
BOTH:spoken: guess i'm leaving, i'm gone!