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Rigel The Exiled Report | 04/21/2009 8:01 pm

Well next time don't rush into such things. You thing being a divine entity will be a cake walk?
I suggest you get someone to help plan this. I suggest:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYaZ57Bn4pQ

Rigel The Exiled Report | 04/21/2009 7:49 pm

You can just throw them away, remember. Gosh, you women are so forgetful.
Now you need to pick how you're gonna make people worship you sense you anted to make them surrender to your will.

Rigel The Exiled Report | 04/21/2009 7:41 pm

Why not for the hell of it giant pickle slices?

Rigel The Exiled Report | 04/21/2009 7:30 pm

You would also need to be able to make giant pillows to catch them so they don't die.
You also need to be able to fly. Flying is the ultimate power.

Rigel The Exiled Report | 04/21/2009 7:21 pm

Good luck with that. How many do you know that can make rainbows out of nothing. I think you are underestimating how powerful it is. Let me explain to you how a fight of me VS the Spartans would go.

I start out by making a rainbow. I then fly over head and start to urinate on them. Now they are looking at the rainbows so they do not have up their shields to deflect it. They all go to the nearest lake/river/body of water to wash up and while they have their shields, spears, and swords down to bathe I steal them then use those same weapons to kill them.

Rigel The Exiled Report | 04/21/2009 7:11 pm

No, I would have to find someone who can make leprechauns to get pots of gold at the end of them. Unless I placed the gold there on my own. However, I see no profit in that.
What goddess powers did you get?

Rigel The Exiled Report | 04/21/2009 7:03 pm

It was not included in my god like powers. All I got was flying and the ability to spontaneously generate rainbows.

Rigel The Exiled Report | 04/21/2009 6:58 pm

How the hell are you suppose to entertain me if you are offline

Azmeth Report | 04/17/2009 9:11 pm

Hm, well if you dotn have time for TV then what do you spend most of your time doing?

Azmeth Report | 04/17/2009 9:05 pm

Cute? >.< *blushes* How is that cute?
And what kind of shows do you Watch? ^-^