About
The FactsName: Chris
Age: Old enough to know better/ 19
Location: Far away from you/ Scotland
Marital status:
Off the market.Occupation: Unemployed as ********. Stingy cunting ex-boss.
Religion: Naturalistic pantheist.
LikesMetal
Playing guitar
Food
Cooking
Videogames
Alcohol
Marijuana
Mates
DislikesIgnorance and stupidity. I will pick you up on it. Trust me.
Self-centred people
Losers.
People who should know better (me!)
Most people under 16
Anti-alcohol people
Homophobes
About MeSo you're still reading? Loser.
I'm a troll, to the point I will not let stupidity reign free in this world.
I'm atually really really friendly and easy to get along with, provided you aren't a ******** idiot.
I
used to live on my own. /wrists
I am not looking for any ******** up long distance relationships, so if you were really serious, you'd have to try extra ******** hard to catch me. wat
I come here to waste time, which I have far too much of at the moment.
I listen to music that owns the ******** out of yours.
I have the best friends in the world and I wouldn't change them for ANYTHING.
I have really bad habits, and I actually
don't care at this point in my life.
I want to move out of this
city country.
Picture Time
Random quiz s**tGeneral...
Name?: Chris
Age?: 20
Birthday?: Nov 16th
Zodiac Sign?: Work it out.
Religion?: Derpmongerer.
Hometown?: ******** nowhere.
Current Location?: Bed.
Current School?: Finished school years ago.
Brothers and Sisters?: 2 and 1
Pets?: Not mine.
Describe Yourself in 3 Words..: Childish, creepy, infuriating.
How Old do you act?: I'll let you decide that.
Do You...
Go to Church?: No
Care what people think of you?: Not really.
Have any Regrets?: Yes
Have a Dark Secret?: So foreboding. No, not really.
Believe in Fate?: Aye.
Have a Crush on Someone?: Yup
Who is...
Your Hero?: I have a few
Your Most Hated Person in the world?: We won't go down that road.
Your Best friend?: A few people <33
The last person you yelled at?: My dad.
The celeb everyone compares you to?: Napolean Dynamite.
Your Loudest Friend?: John.
Your Shyest Friend?: ... John.
Your Funniest Friend?: Iain.
Your Most Annoying Friend?: Will.
Your Laziest Friend?: Me.
In Your Top 5?: wat
What...
Have You Done Today?: Wrote lots.
Is the weather Like Outside?: Overcast, but mild.
Time did you go to bed last night?: Half 4 or something.
Time did you get up today?: 12:45 pm.
Time is it right now?: 4:23pm
Are your first thoughts waking up?: My alarm hasn't gone off y - oh wait there it is.
Do you smell of right now?: Anti persperant. Quite nice, actually.
Are your favourite things to do?: Gaming, music, hang with friends.
Is your biggest weakness?: Loyalty
Is your biggest fear?: Vomit
Mood are you in?: Indecisive.
Will you do after this?: Probably grab some food.
When's the last time...
You played thruth or dare?: 9 years ago
What's the worst you had to do?: Admit love.
You Played Spin the bottle?: Never.
With Who?: N/A
You went on holiday? Where to?: Wrington in December <:
You ate a piece of fruit?: A couple days ago.
You drank alcohol?: Last night.
And the Last...
Thing you ate?: Toffee crisp.
Thing you said?: Haha, cheers.
Person you spoke to?: Dad.
Stranger you met? Where?: Some random in the pub.
Place you went?: Mate's house.
Thing you bought?: A bottle of wine and more cake.
Person you talked to on the phone?: Jess
Person you hugged?: Roz.
Person you kissed?: Jess
Time you had sex?: that's for me to know ...
Game you played?: Made a start on Seiken Densetsu 3 for the second time <3
Person who annoyed you?: Iain.
Party you went to?: Becky's house party in like... August maybe. Vomit errywere.
Song you listened to?: Coheed & Cambria: Elf Tower New Mexico
TV show you watched?: Supernatural on DVD
Movie you watched?: Can'tremember D:
Sport you played?: wat
Magazine you read?: Fortean Times
Relationship you were in?: my current one =]
Have you ever...
Danced barefoot in the rain?: yes
Cried for no reason?: yes
Laughed so hard you cried?: yes
Done drugs? If so, What?: Weed, pills.
Smoked?: Yeah
Drunk so much you passed out?: no
Sat on your rooftop?: No
Cried over a movie?: Yes i_i
Been in an auto accident?: no
Been to hospital?: Yup a few times
Met a Celebrity?: no ):
Kissed someone of the same sex?: yeh lol
Ran away from home?: no
Lied to Someone?: yes
Been Lied to?: many times
Broke a bone?: yup tibia fibula left leg
Cried yourself to sleep?: yup
Love
Have you ever Been in love?: yes
Have you ever had your heart broken?: ...
Ever broken a heart?: yeah :/
Have you ever been cheated on?: emotionally
Have you ever had a threesome?: no
Are you dating someone?: yes
Do you love them?: yes
Whats your longest ever relationship?: nearly 2 years.
Do you believe in love at first sight?: I believe in Lust at first sight
Do you like to cuddle after?: definately
Trimmed, shaved or wild?: Trimmed
A little or a lot of tongue?: depends on the moment
Does sex = love to you?: no.
In the opposite sex...
Hair color?: Dark
Height?: short
Weight?: healthy
Biggest turn off?: arrogance/narcissism
Biggest turn on?: Humour
Short or long hair?: long
Older or younger?: older
What is your favourite...
Movie?: Stranger than fiction
TV Show?: babylon 5
Color?: Green
Food?: mum's food
Ice cream?: that ben and jerrys with the polar bears
Alcoholic drink?: spiced rum
Non-alcoholic drink?: robinsons summer fruit
Song?: atm, Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot by Brand New
Fast food joint?: The hob in the kitchen. Faster than anything I'd want to eat from a burger joint, that's for sure.
Animal?: husky
Sport?: rollerblading
Sports team?: sru
Place to be?: Jess' arms
Place to visit?: I like going to new places
Place to chill out?: My room, or somewhere remote
Actor?: Christopher Walken
Actress?: Maggie Gylenhall
Restaurant?: sylhet bassiere
Quote?: Those Asari Hanar porn games they sell at shin akiba are really nasty.
Subject?: Videogames/Anime/Music/Warhammer40k/DnD/SciFi/Fantasy
Season of the year?: autumn
This or That?
Showers or baths?: Showers
Kiss or hug?: Both
McDonalds or Burger King?: Neither thanks
Day or Night?: Both
Too cold or too hot?: cold
Friends or Family?: Both
Personality or Looks?: personality.
Finish this sentence...
Lets talk about..: the difference in opinion of a south african to a new zealander when it comes to how well barack obama is doing in the whitehouse when compared to both his predecessors and various other polotical people in power throughout history.
How are..: we supposed to live?
Why..: do I feel like I'm being chased by something that wants to see me fail?
I am..: going to be the next bestseller.
Crazy Lil..: baby.
Get..: a clue.
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