The Wonderful Lameness of My Life:
About me... Hm. Let's see... I'm 16. Woot! I like staring at nothing-ness. My friends are weird. I am weirder. I bit my tongue when chewing gum. I write bad fiction usually in short story format [how original].
More useless info:
Name: Nathaniel - prefers Nate
Age: not gonna repeat myself
Location: on my bed in my undies
Favorite day of the week: Thursday - cuz I get paid
I am bisexual.. all cliches apply.
Even more useless info:
I have a sister. A cat. Divorced parents. Recently dumped. I don't like cyber-dating, but I am a big fan of one-sided webcams. Porn is my life [ joke]. I can belch all of the alphabet except for P - always sounds like B. I have an obsession towards all things Johnny Depp related. My hair is permanently damaged b/c of all my bad dye jobs. I can lick my nose. I like spiders.
Please don't even bother asking for a pic. I always say no. ( and saying no gets annoying..)
SPEAK!
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B) Must kill you for being an inconsiderate a*****e.
C) I bad-mouthed you to your beloved.
Y'kno. my dad still wants to meet chu