A positive attitude may not solve all you problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth it. :)
if life gives you lemons,
squeeze the juice into a
water gun and squirt it into
other peoples eyes...JK
if your thinking about putting that bomb to your lips, you might as well put a gun to your head
GOD TALKING WITH NOAH!
Noah did yoy take the Ark out today?
Yes God, I did.
Noah how did you do fishing?
I could only fish a short time.
Why was that Noah?
Because I only had TWO worms!
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